Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

_MrDick

Don’t speak with your mouth full 

Elthamaddick

is that it?

Huskaris

 

Elthamaddick

open wide

Huskaris

Where would you like me to pour the gravy?

1905

You've dribbled a bit down your chin

iaitch

I'm a breast man.

Huskaris

Don't just look at it, eat it. 

thai malaysia addick

Has the sauce run out?

Ross

I'm stuffed

iainment

Do you want spotted dick?

SantaClaus

I'll decide when you're full.

DaveMehmet

Mind out for the tomato seeds

James86

It’s a bit bloody but I’ll eat it anyway!

DaveMehmet

Shall we save the extra portion for your mum?

DaveMehmet

You can't beat a finger buffet

James86

Nan’s cream-pie is much better 

Wheresmeticket?

Open wide here comes the choo choo.

oohaahmortimer

Are you gonna swallow my beans?

oohaahmortimer

are you gonna stick your cock in the custard

Dazzler21

It's a bigger serving than it looks. 

DaveMehmet

I'm going to have to undo my belt

Dazzler21

It was small, but so satisfying. 

DaveMehmet

Who wants stuffing?

MrOneLung

Does this smell off to you ? 

MrOneLung

Tastes a bit fishy. 

Covered End

That's so moist.

ricky_otto

The smell of fish is putting me off slightly 

DaveMehmet

This pie's a bit hairy.

MrOneLung

Mum doesn’t know what she is missing out on. 

ricky_otto

To be honest I don’t mind a little bit of fat.