Seeing as untoasted crumpets are what I imagine eating a wet sponge would be like, I think we can take it as read that they're toasted.
I have to agree with Cawley on how good Marmite on buttered crumpets are. The only issue is if you don't lick off all the Marmite and butter and your bit of crumpet objects to having to shower to get the rest off her.
Used to love sandwiches out of these when I was a kid -
Remember - Ham and Cheese Ham and Tomato Cheese and Onion Sure beans got thrown in at some point Banana and Strawberry jam
That’s not toast though is it. Toast is bread on it’s own, then grilled on both sides, then add fillings if you want a sandwich made from toasted bread. Mind you I do like a Brevilled sandwich.
3 slices of toast, one with flora and marmalade, the other two make a sandwich one with extra crunchy peanut butter the other with raspberry jam, job done.
Used to love Nutella, but I built a crepe trailer and hired it out at posh weddings in a chateau our friends owned for 3 seasons, and after turning out thousands of Nutella crepes, I can't even bear to look at a jar of it
Love toast. Most important thing is to eat it really hot straight out of the toaster. I hate when, especially in posh hotels where it seems to be a thing, they bring you your already tepid toast about five minutes before your full English. Never understood that.
Used to love Nutella, but I built a crepe trailer and hired it out at posh weddings in a chateau our friends owned for 3 seasons, and after turning out thousands of Nutella crepes, I can't even bear to look at a jar of it
I thought I'd get like that with tits, but no, no matter how many I see, I still want to see more.
Used to love Nutella, but I built a crepe trailer and hired it out at posh weddings in a chateau our friends owned for 3 seasons, and after turning out thousands of Nutella crepes, I can't even bear to look at a jar of it
I thought I'd get like that with tits, but no, no matter how many I see, I still want to see more.
Tbh, I think it's more the bad memories that is associated with it
Used to love Nutella, but I built a crepe trailer and hired it out at posh weddings in a chateau our friends owned for 3 seasons, and after turning out thousands of Nutella crepes, I can't even bear to look at a jar of it
I thought I'd get like that with tits, but no, no matter how many I see, I still want to see more.
"Yes, madam, you did here correctly. Our presenter did indeed say 'Tits like coconuts'. If you hadn't switched off your radio quite so quickly, you would have then heard him say 'and blackbirds like worms'".
Bread, cover with olive oil, bit of sea salt, course ground black pepper & oregano. Stick under grill & plenty of butter on the plain side. Fucking delicious.
Sometimes add the smashed avocado, mix in second helping of all the above apart from oregano but plenty of lemon juice.
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Remember -
Ham and Cheese
Ham and Tomato
Cheese and Onion
Sure beans got thrown in at some point
Banana and Strawberry jam
Amazing.
Cheese with chilli in makes great cheese on toast too.
(Only joking, I love a bit of beans on toast.)
I have to agree with Cawley on how good Marmite on buttered crumpets are. The only issue is if you don't lick off all the Marmite and butter and your bit of crumpet objects to having to shower to get the rest off her.
Mind you I do like a Brevilled sandwich.
Yes, I am an adult.
Lemon curd on toast for a sweet craving. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Melted cheese, (Gruyère preferably) caramelised onion chutney on top
Smashed avocado, crispy bacon, poached egg and chimichurri sauce
Peanut butter and blueberry jam
Lemon and lime marmalade/lemon curd
Lurpak and semi set honey (when it's thicker than normal and cloudy)
"Yes, madam, you did here correctly. Our presenter did indeed say 'Tits like coconuts'. If you hadn't switched off your radio quite so quickly, you would have then heard him say 'and blackbirds like worms'".
Sometimes add the smashed avocado, mix in second helping of all the above apart from oregano but plenty of lemon juice.
Mmm feel a trip to the supermarket coming on.
i cant even eat a breakfast if they are on the plate, they make me fell sick.
Love beans on toast but not anywhere near a cooked breakfast.