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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit E - Lewis Ham

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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit E - Lewis Ham 136 votes

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Comments

  • carly burncarly burn
    4
    I believe there are new potatoes on that plate? I'll let it slide but that would normally mean instant disqualification.
  • sirjohnhumphreysirjohnhumphrey
    10
    AFKA
    I believes that’s my plate( and roasties not newies)
    👍
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    5
    Was gonna a 6, but docked a point for lack of roast potatoes
  • se9addickse9addick
    4
    Nah mate
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    6
    Was that a tea spoon of turkey or a tablespoon?

    Good of the owner to let their cat sick up all over the bottom left of the plate
  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    8
    accidentally clicked on 8 and don’t think I can amend to my intended 5. 

    Just looks bit insipid. 
  • HuskarisHuskaris
    3
    Looks like a variety of different pastes on a plate, perfect for those with digestion issues. 

    3/10, but a 4 for anyone over 80 on a soft diet. 
  • BedsaddickBedsaddick
    1
    Where’s the meat?  . I never trust a roast that had no colour . 
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    6
    potato’s let the plate down 
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  • Davo55Davo55
    edited December 2019
    4
    Red cabbage AND sprouts? Heathen.

    You'd be farting your way right through til February.
  • stonemusestonemuse
    3
    Davo55 said:
    Red cabbage AND sprouts? Heathen.
    That’s about the only part I don’t mind. 
  • sam3110sam3110
    4
    Where's the bloody meat?! 

    Meal looks rather toothless, and judging by the soft nature of the meal I suspect the eater is too
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    2
    Good selection but colourless, overcooked in several places.
  • Davo55Davo55
    4
    stonemuse said:
    Davo55 said:
    Red cabbage AND sprouts? Heathen.
    That’s about the only part I don’t mind. 
    Knew you was a wrong 'un  ;)
  • O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    2
    Even the Guinea pigs are trying not to giggle at that
  • cabblescabbles
    6
    I can’t see any Turkey 
  • sirjohnhumphreysirjohnhumphrey
    10
    AFKABartram said:
    sirjohnhumphrey said:
    AFKA
    I believes that’s my plate( and roasties not newies)
    👍
    Not sure you’ve got the hang of this false name malarkey chief...
    🤪
  • Athletico CharltonAthletico Charlton
    edited December 2019
    Well I think it looks fab.  Am giving benefit that meat is below. Making me hungry again.  I pressed 7 but it has not come through.
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    I’m sure it tasted very nice 
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  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    3
    To be fair, the kitchen staff at the retirement home are doing their best and working on Christmas Day, plus the residents all need it all to be soft on their teeth. 
  • shine166shine166
    7
    If they are roasties I'd reccomend cooking them 
  • 19051905
    4
    Someone has sneezed top left, and cum top right. 
  • PaddyP17PaddyP17
    6
    I'm regretting the 6 I've dished out. Looks like half of it has been chewed and put back on the plate. 
  • golfaddickgolfaddick
    5/10.

    Jeez....they just get worse & worse. So anemic looking. 

    Really wish I had taken a pic of mine now. Problem was I was so f**king hungry I couldn't be botherd to get my phone.
  • CarterCarter
    3
    Is this the new, artisanal method of festive food preparation? Chew it up and gob it back on the plate like nana used to, at least the false teeth are hidden by the sweated potatoes and circumcised penis items.

    Christmas is a time to feel sorry for those less fortunate and at the moment I have those thoughts for the diner. The tin of black eyed beans I broke my fast with this morning was more appetising and they looked like the residue from prince Phillip's last bout of bronchitis. Had the same texture too
  • rinarina
    4
    why have roast potatoes if you're not going to bother roasting them?
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    edited December 2019
    6
    Marks off for those potatoes, otherwise a valiant effort
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    3
    Oh and who doesn't include carrots?! 
  • cantersaddickcantersaddick
    2
    Dreadful
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