Rate my plate 2019 - Exhibit A - Becky Heath

AFKABartram

Mark out of 10 and any comment you feel necessary!

MrOneLung

There is no place for a chicken/turkey leg on a Xmas plate. 

Carved meat only. 

se9addick

Is that salad under the stuffing? Not certain the Turkey’s done either!

Huskaris

5/10. Would be ok if my man served it, and I'd be grateful, but would expect better from myself. No need for a leg on a plate. 

sam3110

No cheese on the cauliflower, that's a bloody leg, what is that doing there, and it looks anaemic as anything

Bedsaddick

Looks like that Turkey needed to go back in the oven along with the Yorkshire’s . 

AFKABartram

Uncooked Fred Flinstone leg of meat, complimented with a perfectly rolled turd ball

Davo55

Gravy needs a lot of work

roseandcrown

Still alive 

O-Randy-Hunt

Turkey still clucking and the Yorkshire has aunt Bessie written all over it.

stonemuse

Turkey still looks frozen! 

cabbles

The lighting shinning down on the turkey leg has done it no favours there.  Not too bad on the whole 

charlton_hero

AFKABartram said:

Uncooked Fred Flinstone leg of meat, complimented with a perfectly rolled turd ball

You're not holding back!

Dazzler21

MrOneLung said:

There is no place for a chicken/turkey leg on a Xmas plate. 

Carved meat only. 

This 

stonemuse

charlton_hero said:

AFKABartram said:

Uncooked Fred Flinstone leg of meat, complimented with a perfectly rolled turd ball

You're not holding back!

His missus will be so pissed off 

i_b_b_o_r_g

cabbles said:

The lighting shinning down on the turkey leg has done it no favours there.  Not too bad on the whole 

Tbf, I think that's how they cooked it mate

Stig

Looks like Donald Trump morphing into Brundlefly.

i_b_b_o_r_g

Erm, what is this? -

Baldybonce

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Erm, what is this? -

Hopefully not your arse.

_MrDick

Runner Beans !!! It’s Christmas. Where’s the sprouts, parsnips and mashed carrot and swede 

carly burn

Christmas dinner my arse.


 Looks more like Luigi Mario's passport photo!

North Lower Neil

Anaemic turkey, thin gravy, no carrots, and they've even managed to undercook frozen Yorkshire puddings. 

golfaddick

2/10.

Wtf is that.....!!!  Turkey leg or something the cat dug up  ??

NO YORKSHIRES WITH TURKEY.

PaddyP17

I assume this is pre-cooking? 

MrOneLung

Looking again maybe should add a point for the turkey millennium falcon. 

Carter

That's making my mouth dry up looking at it, the 'meat' element appears to be a child's shoulder and presents itself as appealing as eating a childs shoulder too. Along with the circumcised Willie's taking the showcase spot in the middle drawing my eyes and making me think of nothing but penises recovered from burns victims. The journey this takes me on leads me to the practicality of processing it, you don't eat a meal like that. The moment the fork has any pressure applied to it the liquid substance masquerading as gravy will leave the plate and congeal itself upon that gorgeous velvet tablecloth 

The local Toby Carvery fears people like this 

Stig

Has anyone seen that episode of Peep Show where Jez eats a dog's leg. https://youtu.be/cKaqzvzlgKU

Athletico Charlton

Hhmmm

mickc

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Erm, what is this? -

Is this something from a bush tucker trial?

i_b_b_o_r_g

mickc said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Erm, what is this? -

Is this something from a bush tucker trial?

Koala penis

AddicksAddict

Yorkshire puddings don't go on a Christmas dinner.

The plate's too small so it's badly presented.

Where are the Brussels?

I've got no problem with turkey leg - if that's what you like, that's would you should have.