Palace Wanker

oldbloke

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639

Gravesend_Addick

I saw this earlier. As wrong as it is, I must admit I had a little chuckle

cafcdave123

a bit of community service for wanking in front of a 16 year old and her mum seems awfully lenient 

Lincsaddick

w t f .. 

iaitch

Mother should have said to the daughter 'oh look it like a willy only smaller'.

Bedsaddick

That’s cheered me up 

Cardinal Sin

Nearly as embarrassing as those Ultra eegits.

bobmunro

Surely the thread title is a classic example of tautology?

Charlton_Road_James

What an absolute scumbag!!

MrWalker

Tosser

Richard J

Also the son of an ex Addicks defender Dave Shipperley 

PeanutsMolloy

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."
Yeah, Neil's the one we should all feel sorry for here  

Ross

PeanutsMolloy said:

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."
Yeah, Neil's the one we should all feel sorry for here  

Perfect example of a cry wank

man_at_milletts

Careful now, he's the offspring of one of ours.

Redrobo

Legally confirmed that Palace all are.

Nothing new here.

cfgs

I opened this thread thinking this thread could have been about a whole lot of people.

MrWalker

Coq au van? 

i_b_b_o_r_g

Nonce 

[Deleted User]

Brilliant

"Everything came to a crescendo that day"

You don't say. No need to boast!

Was he in full kit at the time?

SantaClaus

Who ate all the pies....

Addick Addict

His Dad, who became a copper after he retired from football, would have been horrified by this shocking episode.

Arsenetatters

calydon_road said:

Brilliant

"Everything came to a crescendo that day"

You don't say. No need to boast!

Was he in full kit at the time?

That made me laugh. I’ve been trying to think of how that might be phrased differently, but it’s difficult. ‘Everything came to a head’

Arsenetatters

I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 

soapy_jones

Richard J said:

Also the son of an ex Addicks defender Dave Shipperley 

At least Dad blew his beans in the appropriate receptical, ie his mrs!

Baldybonce

Arsenetatters said:

I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 

Hasn't Mr A volunteered to experiment? or is he a 






chicken.

man_at_milletts

Arsenetatters said:

I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 

Can I phone a friend on a), and ask the audience on b) please?

I would think that a) is pretty much impossible in Swindon where there are lots of roundabouts, and you would need to be driving an automatic in any case.

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Must have needed an acrow prop to expose his genitals under that gut.

letthegoodtimesroll

A greater own goal than the one his dad got as a Charlton player when he sent a looping ‘back pass’ over his own goal keeper’s head and into the back of the net, that or possibly trying to hit a passing 747, whilst standing in front of the old west stand and just inside the half way line...v Orient I think, we lost 2-1, the first relegation year that sent us down to the old 3rd Division 

bobmunro

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

Must have needed an acrow prop to expose his genitals under that gut.

Probably standing on his head, which might go a way to explain the observation raised by @Arsenetatters

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Richard J said:

Also the son of an ex Addicks defender Dave Shipperley 

Maybe the origin of the famous terrace ditty "My old man said don't wank in the van, I said ...."

SantaClaus

Arsenetatters said:

I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 

a) Half the drivers in South London are wankers.
b) Either it was a very small van or his next gig should be in a freak show.