"Get out of the way you fxxxing knob head" - and more than once. Philander moved late to get out of the way of a throw but Philander is under no obligation to move anyway.
Expect this field of four short legs is very similar to the one that @PaddyP17 sets for when @Leuth comes onto bowl on a Saturday afternoon.
I wish! Though he does rag it, the tendency to bowl either the quarter-tracker or waist-high full bunger necessitates Michelin Man levels of protective cladding, and at least two of the short legs posted to the boundary...
I've definitely set an umbrella field for him before now though - short leg, silly mid wicket, leg slip, silly point, short cover, silly mid on, two slips. Granted, that was bowling to a 13 year old I think...
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He gets some stick for his captaincy but that was quality.
Can't believe what I just heard!
He a gentle voiced guy off the pitch.
I hope the "banter" works!
Expect some Botham-esque filth to take a couple of wickets ...
Having no Archer and now Jimmy's crocked is so similar to Cafc luck with injuries.
He was almost Phoenixed there ...
Pretorius c Root b Stokes
Come on England
What a ***ing catch by Crawley! Parry and then catch one-handed on his back!
Nortje gone first ball, Stokes on a hat-trick.
I've definitely set an umbrella field for him before now though - short leg, silly mid wicket, leg slip, silly point, short cover, silly mid on, two slips. Granted, that was bowling to a 13 year old I think...