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Etiquette?

sillav nitramsillav nitram
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Is it just an English thing and does anybody bother any more?

I go for a meal with a friend from time and their eating habits take the biscuit, in fact I have found it difficult sitting opposite them.

If it was a bloke I probably wouldn’t have an issue saying something but as it’s a women, she’s not English, I haven’t yet plucked up the courage.

Funnily enough she’s even said, some people have commented about it but she just laughs as if she doesn’t get the hint. Hence why I asked is it just an English thing.

Perhaps I should just avoid going out for a meal with her!

Any suggestions?
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    MrWalkerMrWalker
    Film her, then send her the recording. 
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    Unless she's a cannibal try and ignore it.
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    MrWalker said:
    Film her, then send her the recording. 
    Good idea.
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    ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    What the issue ? What is so unacceptable?
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Baldybonce said:
    Unless she's a cannibal try and ignore it.
    It’s impossible!
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    What the issue ? What is so unacceptable?
    Well if one consider Etiquette and Good or Bad Manners and that’s why I asked if anyone bothers.

    It’s supposedly bad manners to eat with one’s mouth open and make a lot of noise while eating? 

    I have no other friends who do and I’d like to think I don’t either.
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    PringlePringle
    The best Best needs no etiquette.  
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    sillav nitram said:
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    What the issue ? What is so unacceptable?
    Well if one consider Etiquette and Good or Bad Manners and that’s why I asked if anyone bothers.

    It’s supposedly bad manners to eat with one’s mouth open and make a lot of noise while eating? 

    I have no other friends who do and I’d like to think I don’t either.
    Right. I’m with you on this one. Not nice. Not sure it’s even an etiquette issue. It’s just nasty.
    Agreed but how does one bring up the subject without offending, or does one simply need to be blunt?
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    Only bluntness will have an effect. Tell her she's revolting.
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    golfaddickgolfaddick
    Just say you can see she hasnt chewed it very well......or being direct..."shut your gob when eating".

    Depends on whether you are looking for a shag later. 
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    LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    Tell her there is only one way you'd like to see her gobble with her mouth wide open.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    Difficult one.

    Try and be subtle and tell her about English etiquette and how strange we are - turn it around to be our fault.

    If that doesn't work, just tell her that eating like that in England makes people assume she's available for business.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Fuck what does she do that is so disgusting? Cut her toenails at the table whilst flicking her boogers at fellow diners?
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    What the issue ? What is so unacceptable?
    It seems like she takes all of the biscuits 
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    limeygentlimeygent
    Say to her, "Oh look, I can see your tonsils".
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    How big are her tits?
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    RedroboRedrobo
    DaveMehmet said:
    How big are her tits?
    Obviously small or he would not be looking at what she is chewing.
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Redrobo said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    How big are her tits?
    Obviously small or he would not be looking at what she is chewing.
    Actually they're not but I'm not a big knockers man🙀
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    DaveMehmet said:
    How big are her tits?
    More than a handful and mouthful.
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Is it time to get the Russians involved?
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    ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Try eating exactly as she does and see if she comments
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    clb74clb74
    Everyone just needs to do what they want to do.
    A couple of months back me and the wife were eating a meal in a pub garden.
    A woman and her daughter sat on the table next to us and lit up a fag.
    Its outside people  can smoke, thier meal came out 20 minutes later.
    Now whats that saying its better out than in.
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    Covered EndCovered End
    clb74 said:
    Everyone just needs to do what they want to do.
    A couple of months back me and the wife were eating a meal in a pub garden.
    A woman and her daughter sat on the table next to us and lit up a fag.
    Its outside people  can smoke, thier meal came out 20 minutes later.
    Now whats that saying its better out than in.
    You farted in their general direction ?
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    Off_itOff_it
    Boozing etiquette is more important.

    If theres three or more of you in a pub you never ever leave a man stood on his own. If you want a piss or a fag you wait for your other mate to come back from the bar first.
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    cafcledburycafcledbury
    sillav nitram said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    How big are her tits?
    More than a handful and mouthful.
    I bet you won’t close your mouth if you got on them
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