Early morning disturbances

guinnessaddick

charltonbob said:

aliwibble said:

razil said:

deffo put some obviously suggestive music on when they do, so they can hear, and see if they get the hint, of course there are  some risks to this..

Alternatively, if you're feeling cruel, put on stuff that has a much higher than usual tempo ("Hey Ya" by OutKast maybe) or messes around with time signatures (several of the tracks on "Take Five" by Dave Brubeck, but I appreciate that jazz isn't everyone's cup of tea). If they're the kind of people that tend to synchronise with the music they're listening to, then they'll wear themselves out pretty quickly or keep on losing their rhythm. This also has the advantage that you have plausible deniability about it being a "we can hear you shagging" playlist, and is less likely to feed an exhibitionist tendencies they might have.

Or say/do nothing & drill a glory hole in the wall ;-)

Dazzler21

Oddly enough my neighbor who is a solid 7/10 just got a new fella.

They don't go for long but they go loud. All done in 5 or so minutes every night at 10pm. 

Dazzler21

charltonbob said:

aliwibble said:

razil said:

deffo put some obviously suggestive music on when they do, so they can hear, and see if they get the hint, of course there are  some risks to this..

Alternatively, if you're feeling cruel, put on stuff that has a much higher than usual tempo ("Hey Ya" by OutKast maybe) or messes around with time signatures (several of the tracks on "Take Five" by Dave Brubeck, but I appreciate that jazz isn't everyone's cup of tea). If they're the kind of people that tend to synchronise with the music they're listening to, then they'll wear themselves out pretty quickly or keep on losing their rhythm. This also has the advantage that you have plausible deniability about it being a "we can hear you shagging" playlist, and is less likely to feed an exhibitionist tendencies they might have.

Or say/do nothing & drill a hole in the wall ;-)

And post your knob through it

smiffyboy

Get  picture of her and lets have a "Would Ya"

ForeverAddickted

Dazzler21 said:

Oddly enough my neighbor who is a solid 7/10 just got a new fella.

They don't go for long but they go loud. All done in 5 or so minutes every night at 10pm. 

5mins? - What do they do for the other four and a half?

3blokes

I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. 
I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.

Pedro45

3blokes said:

I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. 
I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.

Pretty Paedophile by The Snivelling Shits has to be a contender!

usetobunkin

iamdan said:

Woken up twice in consecutive early hours of the mornings by the neighbours having a good old rump.

any advice? Do I knock and explain I can hear them?

Buy a Trumpet, and when they start have a practise!

ElfsborgAddick

Dazzler21 said:

Oddly enough my neighbor who is a solid 7/10 just got a new fella.

They don't go for long but they go loud. All done in 5 or so minutes every night at 10pm. 

In a hurry to see the finish of News at Ten.

Pringle

3blokes said:

I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. 
I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.

The Red Red Robin 

To_Be_Franck

Pringle said:

3blokes said:

I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. 
I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.

The Red Red Robin 

 "There'll be something throbbing"