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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    There’s no mountain too big that you can’t walk round it.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    Bo Diddley (on the British pop Invasion) - "I opened the door for a lot of people and they left me holdin' the knob".
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287
    Don`t eat the yellow snow!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Stolen from a response to a tweet on the Twitter thread

    “If a vegan pipes you off, are you allowed to spaff in her mouth?”
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    Stolen from a response to a tweet on the Twitter thread

    “If a vegan pipes you off, are you allowed to spaff in her mouth?”

    Hold on, I know this one......was it Aristotle?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited October 2018
    "The way my luck is going at the moment, I could fall into a barrel load of tits, and come out sucking my thumb" Ian Holloway
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 935
    "Every time I think of something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain" Homer Simpson.
  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 1,959
    You sir are very drunk
    Yes madam, but in the morning, I shall be sober and you will still be ugly. (Churchill)
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,184
    If i did not have bad luck, i would not have any luck.!
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  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,184
    publish and be damned!
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,961
    What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    What was Robbie Williams loving Angels instead of?
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    It is better to remain silent and be thought of an idiot than to talk and remove all doubt.
  • EdgeleyAddick
    EdgeleyAddick Posts: 939
    "All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible." T. E. Lawrence

    I reckon Lee Bowyer had a dream, to build a football team, and he was wide awake when he had it, but he soon realised he had no money so he had to sign them on loan.... :)
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    “And I don’t believe in that in the workplace”

    Eric Hitchmow - Coventry conference.
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    “And I just walked through the door into a sea of erections”

    Madrid airport and my legend of a gay mate describing his previous solo night in some out of town ‘club’ in Madrid on my stag do.

    15 straight lads hungover and creased up.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,917
    Why do something today when you can put it off until tomorrow.
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    Itchy bum means money to come.
    Nearer the hole the larger the sum.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    It’s not your go mate - you got the last one
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  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,851
    If in doubt, always pick the one with the big tits - my late Uncle‘s advice to me growing up. I‘ve stuck by it all my life and it hasn‘t let me down yet!
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    What about the other night when that old ripper was giving you a lift home in her pink Range Rover from that kebab house in Bexleyheath?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Do or do not, there is no try.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Money can’t buy you happiness
    but at least you can be miserable in comfort.

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