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  • 3blokes3blokes
    There’s no mountain too big that you can’t walk round it.
  • Big WilliamBig William
    Bo Diddley (on the British pop Invasion) - "I opened the door for a lot of people and they left me holdin' the knob".
  • BadgerBadger
    If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
  • muppetmanmuppetman
    Don`t eat the yellow snow!
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Stolen from a response to a tweet on the Twitter thread

    “If a vegan pipes you off, are you allowed to spaff in her mouth?”
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    cafcdave123 said:

    Stolen from a response to a tweet on the Twitter thread

    “If a vegan pipes you off, are you allowed to spaff in her mouth?”

    Hold on, I know this one......was it Aristotle?
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    edited October 2018
    "The way my luck is going at the moment, I could fall into a barrel load of tits, and come out sucking my thumb" Ian Holloway
  • church-lanechurch-lane
    "Every time I think of something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain" Homer Simpson.
  • cblockcblock
    You sir are very drunk
    Yes madam, but in the morning, I shall be sober and you will still be ugly. (Churchill)
  • usetobunkinusetobunkin
    If i did not have bad luck, i would not have any luck.!
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  • usetobunkinusetobunkin
    publish and be damned!
  • No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about
  • stackitstevestackitsteve
    What was Robbie Williams loving Angels instead of?
  • Cordoban AddickCordoban Addick
    It is better to remain silent and be thought of an idiot than to talk and remove all doubt.
  • EdgeleyAddickEdgeleyAddick
    "All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible." T. E. Lawrence

    I reckon Lee Bowyer had a dream, to build a football team, and he was wide awake when he had it, but he soon realised he had no money so he had to sign them on loan.... :)
  • The_OrganiserThe_Organiser
    “And I don’t believe in that in the workplace”

    Eric Hitchmow - Coventry conference.
  • The_OrganiserThe_Organiser
    “And I just walked through the door into a sea of erections”

    Madrid airport and my legend of a gay mate describing his previous solo night in some out of town ‘club’ in Madrid on my stag do.

    15 straight lads hungover and creased up.
  • cantersaddickcantersaddick
    Why do something today when you can put it off until tomorrow.
  • 25May9825May98
    Itchy bum means money to come.
    Nearer the hole the larger the sum.
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    It’s not your go mate - you got the last one
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  • Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    If in doubt, always pick the one with the big tits - my late Uncle‘s advice to me growing up. I‘ve stuck by it all my life and it hasn‘t let me down yet!
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    What about the other night when that old ripper was giving you a lift home in her pink Range Rover from that kebab house in Bexleyheath?
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Do or do not, there is no try.
  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Money can’t buy you happiness
    but at least you can be miserable in comfort.
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