Proper question of the day ;)

YTS1978 · October 2018

Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.

bobmunro · October 2018

Know the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to include them in a fruit salad.

Lincsaddick · October 2018

the meek shall inherit the earth .. err if you don't mind sir

Stig · October 2018

YTS1978 said:
Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.

Great quote that; Steven Wright. From him I also like 'You can't have everything, where would you put it'? and 'I have an enormous seashell collection that I keep scattered around the beaches of the world'.

lolwray · October 2018

Never eat custard with a fork

iamdan · October 2018

‘Wrong hole again’

Covered_End_Lad · October 2018

"As per my email" translates to - Please do your fucking job.

hawksmoor · October 2018

He who laughs last is just more stupid than everybody else.

blackpool72 · October 2018

Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

Taxi_Lad · October 2018

blackpool72 said:
Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

We have a winner!!!

The Red Robin · October 2018

'It's difficult to make predictions, especially about the future.'

- Niels Bohr

YTS1978 · October 2018

Stig said:

YTS1978 said:
Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.
Great quote that; Steven Wright. From him I also like 'You can't have everything, where would you put it'? and 'I have an enormous seashell collection that I keep scattered around the beaches of the world'.

I’d never heard of Steven Wright until now @Stig

Just googled the fella...you could fill this thread with his quotes!

Henry Irving · October 2018

"The best team always wins, the rest is only gossip"

Jimmy Sirrel

thai malaysia addick · October 2018

80% of all statistics are made up

stackitsteve · October 2018

He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.

blackpool72 · October 2018

stackitsteve said:
He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.

Disgusting but it made me laugh.

smudge7946 · October 2018

What does this button do?

MrOneLung · October 2018

That’s fine babe.

Oh_Yoni_Boy · October 2018

Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Rudders22 · October 2018

I have a few now... "To cut a long story short". "We move on to the next one" (as I am 4-0 down at Darts and desperate to win a game against a mate" or "we go again". It used to be "Moving forwrd".

Rudders22 · October 2018

Two of my favourites, especially now as I am about to leave the company I have been with for 13years... "One door closes and anorher one opens", "Have no regrets and never look back"

johnnybev1987 · October 2018

Rudders22 said:
Two of my favourites, especially now as I am about to leave the company I have been with for 13years... "One door closes and anorher one opens", "Have no regrets and never look back"

Wheres that then?

Good luck, was going to still come last week but had cold/flu and had been off work all week. I am sure i was missed haha