'Celebrity' Marriages you'd like to see.....

Goonerhater

None they can all fuck off

A-R-T-H-U-R

Not entirely getting into the mood of fun and jokes thread.

Bit
Holly Hunter and Elijah Wood would be good on the screen

A-R-T-H-U-R

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster....

A-R-T-H-U-R

Mena Suvari and Ji-Sung Park

A-R-T-H-U-R

Russell Crowe and Roseanne Barr

DaveMehmet

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

Quentin Crisp and Keith Peacock.

aww come on. Crispy Cock?

I'd rather see him marry Drew Barrymore.

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i_b_b_o_r_g said:

John Thaw and Skin from Skunk Anansie

John Thaw and Mr Freeze?

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Chris Rea and Gabriel Range.

smudge7946

Whopie Goldberg and Gerald Depedau

smudge7946

StigThundercock said:

Piers Morgan and an out of control Claas J970 Forager with Flail Shredder attachment.
Jacob Rees-Mogg and a spotted hyena that hasn't eaten in a day or 3.
Rupert Murdoch and leprosy.
Grace Dent and me.

Jacob should have taken up Ali GS offer that time and married his sister.

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Fiona Bruce and Ang Lee.

smudge7946

I went to school with a guy called Any Weal.
He married a girl called Jill.

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catfordmorry said:

Somehow this thread has triggered a memory of the Benny Hill sketch where he plays the part of a goalkeeper by the name of Hugh Jarse.

One of Bart's prank calls to Moe's bar, the best of which was Amanda. Amanda Hugnkiss.

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StigThundercock said:

Piers Morgan and an out of control Claas J970 Forager with Flail Shredder attachment.
Jacob Rees-Mogg and a spotted hyena that hasn't eaten in a day or 3.
Rupert Murdoch and leprosy.
Grace Dent and me.

Didn't know animal cruelty was your thing.

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Cliff Richard and David Attenborough

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A-R-T-H-U-R said:

..for the double-barrelled result.
I'll start;

Desmond Tutu and Shania Twain.

Beyonce and Roy Castle

I'm not seeing anything funny in Knowles-Carter-Castle.