'Celebrity' Marriages you'd like to see.....

CHG

Tommy Fleetwood and Annie Mac

cblock

Me and kate Winslett

LenGlover

Sara Cox and Justin Rose

Covered End

Courtney Love & Julian Dicks.

catfordmorry

This is so bloomin’ childish,
oh well,
Billy Fury and Kate Bush.

BeckenhamAddick

Willie donachie and Phil Babb

Donachie-Babb

SporadicAddick

Lawrence Dallaglio and Nancy Dell'Olio

Dazzler21

Me and Margot Robbie

Don't care about anything else on this thread.

CHG

Zoe Wanamaker and Trevor Penny

paulie8290

Rodney Jack and Patrick Bauer

Bedsaddick

Rose West and Piers Morgan

lolwray

Margaret Rutherford and Dave grohl

lolwray

Lord Longford and Linda Lovelace

lolwray

Norman tebbitt and the Dagenham girl pipers

jonseventyfive

Nick Jagger and Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) unless they’re secretly brothers of course.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Andy Serkis and Timothy Olyphant

A-R-T-H-U-R

Tracey Emin and Gail Emms

catfordmorry

Somehow this thread has triggered a memory of the Benny Hill sketch where he plays the part of a goalkeeper by the name of Hugh Jarse.

AllHailTheHen

Gordon Brown and Boris Johnson

Fumbluff

jonseventyfive said:

Nick Jagger and Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) unless they’re secretly brothers of course.

I’m hoping Nick Jagger is secretly Mick Jaggers brother too?

Bangkokaddick

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

Quentin Crisp and Keith Peacock.

aww come on. Crispy Cock?

I know a guy called Chris Peacock and everyone calls him Crispy.

Raith_C_Chattonell

Ulrika Johnson and Noddy Holder.

C_A_F_C

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45702549

cafcdave123

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

Ulrika Johnson and Noddy Holder.

She would claim it was rape

Lincsaddick

here's a real one .. if they are celebrities that is .. EDIT .. I see that I was beaten to it ((:>)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45702549

hawksmoor

Bootsy Collins and Joan Collins.

ShootersHillGuru

cafcdave123 said:

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

Ulrika Johnson and Noddy Holder.

She would claim it was rape

There’s always one.

ForeverAddickted

Dazzler21 said:

Me and Margot Robbie

Don't care about anything else on this thread.

Sorry mate... She's mine your too late!!

LenGlover

Jeremy Corbyn or Boris Johnson and Hilary Swank

StigThundercock

Piers Morgan and an out of control Claas J970 Forager with Flail Shredder attachment.
Jacob Rees-Mogg and a spotted hyena that hasn't eaten in a day or 3.
Rupert Murdoch and leprosy.
Grace Dent and me.