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  • A few of those (Suggs, Ian Broudie) were never great singers in the first place. A few have voices that have deteriorated, Liam Gallagher isn't the singer he was when he was young

    But then there are also boring performers. Alison Goldfrapp has a fine voice, but I found her a dull live performer.

    Some frontmen were never really singers - they more or less spoke the words. You can include Ian Brown, Liam G, Suggs, Terry Hall(Specials) and many more in this list. A lot depends on the style of music.

    If I'm going to see a soul or r&b act I'd usually expect the vocals to be much more of a focus.
  • Roger Daltrey, Christine McVie and Neil Diamond. All these voices are a bit shit now.
  • Solidgone said:

    Florence Foster Jenkins.

    That was a very good film
  • Quite a few mentioned above.
    Ian Brown does my nut in, he is flatter than a witches tit. Go and get some lessons, no excuses.
    Suggs, but it was more about the whole skinhead/ska thing than a singer.
    I will add:-
    Bob Dylan, but then again he is one of the greatest song writers.
    Jimi Hendrix, dont like his voice at all mind you neither did Hendrix.
    Wilko Johnson, atrocious singing voice

    Re Paul McCartney London 2012, yep it was a car crash, however he has gone on record as saying that he couldn't hear himself at all, so didn't know if he was in key, anyone who sings live will know what a pain it is.
    I recently watched a live gig he did in 2014 (I think) and he was on point. Not bad for a 70+ old rocker.
  • Years and Years are absolutely appaling live - he can't sing.

    Their produced studio stuff is good though.
  • edited August 2018
    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4
  • cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    I've never seen that before. I'm not sure I'd describe Yoko as singing. More wailing and howling.. the whole thing sounds like drug fueled jam, because that's exactly what it was.
  • PopIcon said:

    Roger Daltrey, Christine McVie and Neil Diamond. All these voices are a bit shit now.

    Daltrey's voice has got a lot stronger over the last couple of years, since the issues with his throat were sorted.
  • PopIcon said:

    cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    I've never seen that before. I'm not sure I'd describe Yoko as singing. More wailing and howling.. the whole thing sounds like drug fueled jam, because that's exactly what it was.
    It may surprise you, but Zappa never did drugs - and his band won't have been, either. He would sack any musicians that put substance use above the music.

    It's kind of ironic, because when people first see the fella (or listen to his music) they assume he is the archetypal drug fuelled musician. But no, his genius was not chemically assisted.

    As for Lennon, though; my personal opinion is that he must have been taking some heavy shit to fall for Ono......
  • I thought this was just for British singers. If we're going worldwide, Bob Dylan was absolutely awful live at the hop farm a few years ago. 1 of the greatest songwriters of all time though
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  • Years and Years are absolutely appaling live - he can't sing.

    Their produced studio stuff is good though.

    Glad this one got a mention. Really good songwriters and an interesting, unique act - but live he has no strength in his voice whatsoever.
  • Any bands that have singers who scream.

    Their vocal chords are usually ruined after a couple of years, look at the Bring Me the Horizon singer as evidence.
  • I used to only watch British bands' performances and many of them sound good live. Some even sound exactly the same as on studio albums (for example Elbow's Guy Garvey).

    Last night I watched a couple of Lana Del Rey live clips and to my surprise she sounded absolutely terrible. I do like a few of her songs.

    And I remember a recent conversation with a friend of mine. We both like a very young American pop singer Charlie Puth. I think his live singing ability is poor but my friend said it's OK for a singer-songwriter to be less good/notably worse at singing than music-writing.

    Actually I rarely listen to nowadays' pop music so I wonder is this the norm? Any poor live performers out there you noticed?

    Likewise, I like a few of her songs so checked her live on youtube ....Oh dear :-(
  • edited August 2018
    PopIcon said:

    Roger Daltrey, Christine McVie and Neil Diamond. All these voices are a bit shit now.

    I saw Neil Diamond on his last UK tour only last year and his voice was fine and as strong as ever.
  • cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    Gosh... :neutral:
  • Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries, loved her voice on record, watched Cranberries Tiny desk concert on you tube. Embarrassingly bad

    Martha Reeves. Age has certainly taken it's toll :-(
  • Any bands that have singers who scream.

    Their vocal chords are usually ruined after a couple of years, look at the Bring Me the Horizon singer as evidence.

    My opera singer friend says "Singers Nodules" are common with people that shout rather than sing. He's very "sniffy" about certain popular singers who he says are rubbish. Rod Stewart and Elton John to name but two. Apparently surgery is necessary in the worst cases. His girlfriend likes to point out that they've all made shed loads more money than he has though.
  • anthony kiedis of the red hot chili peppers. I love them but jesus the guy cant sing live, especially when frusciante was in the band, he was surrounded by arguably the best bass player and guitarist in the world which made it stand out even more.
  • Ian Brown
    David Coverdale
    Chris Martin
    Debbie Harry - tragically
  • cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    What the fuck was that!!!
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  • Bernard Sumner, can not sign for toffee live
  • Autotune has a lot to answer for - twenty years of making singers sound far better than they really are. It's absolutely everywhere now. Even the very best singers use it when recording. Maybe I'm a grungy old bloke but I think it's built an unrealistic expectation of what most live performers can achieve.

    Having said that, Chris Martin is pants, no matter how much computer assistance you give him.
  • Saga Lout said:

    Just popped in here to check nobody has mentioned me yet.

    Paul Young (The one who sang Love of the Common People) - saw him a couple of years back and he was shocking. He used to have a great voice, I don't know what's happened but he has completely lost it.

    Also went to one of his concerts a couple of years ago and can confirm that his singing voice has completely gone. He knows it as well - was almost apologetic at the end of the show.
  • cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    What the fuck was that!!!
    yoko ? … o (please) no ..
  • cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    What the fuck was that!!!
    yoko ? … o (please) no ..
    Bill burr always gives the greatest breakdowns:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4
  • anthony kiedis of the red hot chili peppers. I love them but jesus the guy cant sing live, especially when frusciante was in the band, he was surrounded by arguably the best bass player and guitarist in the world which made it stand out even more.

    Ok ill bite, do fuck off.......HaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHa. Fucking hell !
  • Greenie said:

    anthony kiedis of the red hot chili peppers. I love them but jesus the guy cant sing live, especially when frusciante was in the band, he was surrounded by arguably the best bass player and guitarist in the world which made it stand out even more.

    Ok ill bite, do fuck off.......HaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHHaHaHa. Fucking hell !
    You laugh but:

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/7571582/Chili-Peppers-John-Frusciante-named-best-guitarist.html

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/rolling-stone-readers-pick-the-top-ten-bassists-of-all-time-10325/2-flea-103314/
  • cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    What the fuck was that!!!
    yoko ? … o (please) no ..
    Bill burr always gives the greatest breakdowns:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4
    no pussyfooting with ol Bill ((:>)
  • edited August 2018

    cafcfan said:

    Only one winner here, surely. Yoko Ono. Enjoy - from about 2:15 in. (It comes as no surprise that the Zappa released version was called A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono.) Quite amusing though that Zappa tells the band beforehand what key it's going to be in!


    https://youtu.be/G18aGDMy5Y4

    What the fuck was that!!!
    yoko ? … o (please) no ..
    Bill burr always gives the greatest breakdowns:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4
    no pussyfooting with ol Bill ((:>)
    ol billy red nuts, that pastey fuck.
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