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Vasectomies

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  • Had mine done years ago , worst bit was having my nuts shaved by a male doctor.

    He was a cleaner
  • Did any of you make a deposit at the bank before becoming half a man getting it done?
  • As an amendment to my earlier post. I was advised to have a good wank (to clear the pipes) after and it was very satisfying as well.

    That was for old times sake.

  • Had mine done years ago , worst bit was having my nuts shaved by a male doctor.

    He was a cleaner
    I had mine done in December of 2016, as I am now 55 and my wife is 43 and neither of us want
    I was asked to shave down below before going to the hospital for the opration. My wife was a great help and we had a bit of fun as we were warned that we shouldn't have sex without protection until after the follow up examination, about 3 months to make sure that everything was OK and there was no danger of her getting pregnant.
    As for the operation itself that only took about 20 minutes and I was feeling back to my old self the next morning!
  • Had the first consultation with my GP last Thursday, waiting for my referral letter now - should not have opened this thread

    Don’t worry mate. It’s not that painful. No shaving involved. I was back working next day (desk job not heavy weights). Walked 25 minutes to The Valley 3 day’s later.
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    Had the first consultation with my GP last Thursday, waiting for my referral letter now - should not have opened this thread

    Don’t worry mate. It’s not that painful. No shaving involved. I was back working next day (desk job not heavy weights). Wanked 25 minutes to The Valley 3 day’s later.
    Leaves you a bit backed up then? :-)

  • Surely this thread has got a cut off at some point?
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  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Thats one more of us and one less of them........!
  • Any recommendations where to get them and what type? GP told me better off going private as local cuts on NHS means it will be unlikely to get referred.
  • Any recommendations where to get them and what type? GP told me better off going private as local cuts on NHS means it will be unlikely to get referred.

    I got mine done on the NHS, went to the GP, got referred, had my appointment, 6 weeks later, job done - guess it depends on where you live
  • Anyone see 'GP's behind closed doors' on Channel 5 last night? Fifty year old fella was having it done and he was going through it a bit, I said to my Mrs sod that for a game of soldiers I'd rather have two bricks banged together :scream: .
  • RedChaser said:

    Anyone see 'GP's behind closed doors' on Channel 5 last night? Fifty year old fella was having it done and he was going through it a bit, I said to my Mrs sod that for a game of soldiers I'd rather have two bricks banged together :scream: .

    I saw that, it made me nearly heave.
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
  • Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Guarantee I'm not the only one who crossed their legs reading that.
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

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  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    Just hope Roland sells and knock them out in one night.
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    That's what I said to my Mrs the other day.

    But you had it done 40 years ago you pervert was her answer.
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.
    I can barely touch it to have a piss never mind anything else!
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.
    Those were the days...
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    That's what I said to my Mrs the other day.

    But you had it done 40 years ago you pervert was her answer.
    Mine 50 years ago, was written to by the NHS soon after to see how it went as I was one of the first 500 to get it done.
  • Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.
    You shouldn’t have had one on the platform at Canary Wharf station though mate.
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    Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.

    Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!

    Next time you knock one out will be the true test.
    I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!

    Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.
    You shouldn’t have had one on the platform at Canary Wharf station though mate.
    True, but thanks for your help.
    Anything for you mate x

    It has agrivated the arthritis in my wrist though.
  • Greenie said:

    Had mine about 9 years ago, all good, simple procedure, Ive got 3 really ugly kids didn't want anymore.

    lol

    It's all in the genes ...... they must look just like you, mate. :smile:

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