I’ve written to the Home Secretary and asked that both defendants be signed up to Oxford Pass for a year (at their expense). They will then spend the rest of their days watching 16 hours of Karl Robinson interviews, press conferences and transfer deadline days. Archive footage of Karl post Shrewsbury 2017 will also be repeated ad infinitum. Everyday will be like this for the rest of their natural lives. By the time they both leave this mortal curl, they will be experts in 4-2-3-1 and have watched KR tell Louis Mendez 23,783 times that in all his years in football, he’s never seen anything like what he saw in the dressing room pre Shrewsbury
One of the prisoners will go insane and hang himself because he will have no context as to who or what Karl is talking about re: the Shrewsbury fixture
The other will die of natural causes but won’t get 40 virgins at the gates of allah, he will instead get 90 minutes on loop of Charlton’s 1-0 defeat to Blackpool, March 2018
In other words, firmly dispossess these men (of their liberty), and continue to counter-attack ISIS (by offering support to police forces across the Middle East) (maybe not Assad's)
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One of the prisoners will go insane and hang himself because he will have no context as to who or what Karl is talking about re: the Shrewsbury fixture
The other will die of natural causes but won’t get 40 virgins at the gates of allah, he will instead get 90 minutes on loop of Charlton’s 1-0 defeat to Blackpool, March 2018
If only they'd yell 'firmly dispossess him and begin a counter-attack!' instead
In other words, give them an easy ride and don't complain when they have the last laugh.