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Model Kidnapping - Milan

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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    So many cynical people. Next you'll be saying that this vicar, who got a potato stuck up his bum, when he fell over while putting up curtains in the nude wasn't telling the truth when he said it had nothing whatsoever to do with a sex game.

  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    edited August 2017
    Was it a King Edward........... the 2nd potato?

    Wonder how many of you will get that?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Was it a King Edward........... the 2nd potato?

    Wonder how many of you will get that?

    Edward II and the Red Hot Pokers used to be a good band. Don't know if they're still going.
  • Stefco
    Stefco Posts: 848
    edited August 2017
    Chizz said:

    So many cynical people. Next you'll be saying that this vicar, who got a potato stuck up his bum, when he fell over while putting up curtains in the nude wasn't telling the truth when he said it had nothing whatsoever to do with a sex game.

    This is a bit like the guy who was tending his vegetable garden at night, naked, & slipped, landing on a carrot that just happened to be growing upside down.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,917
    Or the bloke that tried to climb through a window..slipped and fell on a ketchup bottle that happened to have a condom on it ...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    All perfectly explainable incidents, what's the matter with you?

    Some people just like ramming objects up the Gary...
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I'm actually more likely to believe that one after being chased by prostitutes in Magaluf 11 years ago after politely turning down their services. Maybe I'm just too good looking.
  • petetheaddick
    petetheaddick Posts: 375
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2u8t5k

    Sir Norman Fry MP
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    shine166 said:

    Or the bloke that tried to climb through a window..slipped and fell on a ketchup bottle that happened to have a condom on it ...

    Good of the bottle to wear protection, that sauce would have created one hell of a mess.
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2017
    soapy_jones said:

    All perfectly explainable incidents, what's the matter with you?

    Some people just like ramming objects up the Gary...


    No way was it a King Edward, and surely Gary is a common tater?

    Edit - come on - Gary Lineker, commentator
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,568
    shine166 said:

    Or the bloke that tried to climb through a window..slipped and fell on a ketchup bottle that happened to have a condom on it ...

    Brilliant Gervais joke, thought of that one straight away!
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    My first though was "How!?!?!" but I'm not sure I want to know!
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    My first though was "How!?!?!" but I'm not sure I want to know!
    Google foreign objects rectum and you will find an array of odd items where they shouldn't be.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    What a wally he must have felt.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    What a wally?
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    My first though was "How!?!?!" but I'm not sure I want to know!
    Google foreign objects rectum and you will find an array of odd items where they shouldn't be.
    Not sure that would be a search I'd undertake in the office!
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    guinnessaddick said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    What a wally?
    Should have dipped for the line there @guinnessaddick, must have been seconds in our "wally jokes"
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    What a wally?
    Should have dipped for the line there @guinnessaddick, must have been seconds in our "wally jokes"
    It's all about timing. The quick and the dead.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    Imagine explaining that pickle to your GP.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    So back to the news story... It's becoming more and more likely it was made up.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/08/chloe-ayling-lawyer-hits-out-claims-model-in-on-kidnap
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193
    I think a realistic outcome is that the guy is indeed a fantasist, did kidnap her, but it wasn't quite as bad as the initial story made it sound. The authorities should be able to get to the bottom of it pretty quickly one way or another...
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    moutuakilla said:

    shine166 said:

    Or the bloke that tried to climb through a window..slipped and fell on a ketchup bottle that happened to have a condom on it ...

    Brilliant Gervais joke, thought of that one straight away!
    Seinfeld - Assman - " million to one shot Doc!"

  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    JiMMy 85 said:

    I think a realistic outcome is that the guy is indeed a fantasist, did kidnap her, but it wasn't quite as bad as the initial story made it sound. The authorities should be able to get to the bottom of it pretty quickly one way or another...

    If there's a potato up that one as well I'm going to start to get suspicious
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Going in to Spud U Like is never going to be quite the same..
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,977
    That's how you really make hash brown
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    "My hands were wet and I was just trying to find a way to get the lid off doctor....."
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,568
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Over the years I've seen some very surprising X Ray's of rectal artefacts. I think the best being a full jar of gherkins.

    Surely they could have thought have something less cu-cumbersome

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