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Model Kidnapping - Milan

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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    In fairness to him, it must have been quite an ordeal facing the possibility of being cheese-grated to death. From the elbow.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,735
    edited August 2017
    Hopefully people will realise that this is yet another bullshit story fabricated from whatever moron took over from Max Clifford to give a talentless model publicly and to attempt to up sales of The Scum.
    It's a non story .
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598

    Hopefully people will realise that this is yet another bullshit story fabricated from whatever moron took over from Max Clifford to give a talentless model publicly and to attempt to up sales of The Scum.
    It's a non story .

    To be fair, he doesn't look like model material to me.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678

    Hopefully people will realise that this is yet another bullshit story fabricated from whatever moron took over from Max Clifford to give a talentless model publicly and to attempt to up sales of The Scum.
    It's a non story .

    Is there room for me up on the fence there?
  • alan dugdale
    alan dugdale Posts: 3,076

    The cynic says..
    15 minutes of fame,
    Big Brother house beckons,
    photoshoot for the Sun, Star,
    forgotton by December.

    Up front for Charlton by January.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,034

    The cynic says..
    15 minutes of fame,
    Big Brother house beckons,
    photoshoot for the Sun, Star,
    forgotton by December.

    Up front for Charlton by January.
    Got to be better than Novak.

    Actually I think one of those hookers from Magaluf would be better than Novak.
  • Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...


    Or he fell off a moped. He can't remember which.

  • alan dugdale
    alan dugdale Posts: 3,076
    se9addick said:

    The cynic says..
    15 minutes of fame,
    Big Brother house beckons,
    photoshoot for the Sun, Star,
    forgotton by December.

    Up front for Charlton by January.
    Got to be better than Novak.

    Actually I think one of those hookers from Magaluf would be better than Novak.
    Certainly better in the box.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    I'll second that.
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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849

    Hopefully people will realise that this is yet another bullshit story fabricated from whatever moron took over from Max Clifford to give a talentless model publicly and to attempt to up sales of The Scum.
    It's a non story .

    Or all the other newspapers/ BBC that have carried the story.

    On the BBC News Channel the caption scrolling along the bottom says something along the lines of 'the agent of the model allegedly kidnapped in Italy has said...'
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    @jackcharlton i thought that was your brother in law at first!
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843

    Hopefully people will realise that this is yet another bullshit story fabricated from whatever moron took over from Max Clifford to give a talentless model publicly and to attempt to up sales of The Scum.
    It's a non story .

    If it's true then the guy arrested will do time in an Italian jail - good luck with that!!

    If it's false then I would hazard a guess they will both do time in an Italian jail for wasting police time.

    Either way I doubt it will be seen as a good career move for her.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    FFS some people!
    Shakira kidnapped me and kept me as her sex slave...but I'm no grass!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2017
    seth plum said:

    FFS some people!
    ShakiraSadiq Khan kidnapped me and kept me as his sex slave...but I'm no grass!

  • se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    Some people, (not me btw), would pay money for that sort of evening. Not sure about the giving the trainer away bit though.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223

    seth plum said:

    FFS some people!
    ShakiraSadiq Khan kidnapped me and kept me as his sex slave...but I'm no grass!

    You've had an absolute mayor if that's true
  • Pelling1993
    Pelling1993 Posts: 6,673
    If i cost £230000 for sex, i'd cost more money per minute than neymar...
  • ChiAddick
    ChiAddick Posts: 1,781

    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    Haha this happened to me in Barcelona. They hunted in packs.
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740

    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    It' good that your "mate" can laugh about it now though eh? :wink:
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    The lack of empathy given to both these stories is what i would expect on CL nowadays... I blame the Belgians!
  • Pelling1993
    Pelling1993 Posts: 6,673
    ChiAddick said:

    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    Haha this happened to me in Barcelona. They hunted in packs.
    Las Ramblas in Barcelona is terrifying, my mate put his hands in his pockets as he walked past them and about 5 of them ripped his phone and wallet out of his jeans
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866

    ChiAddick said:

    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    Haha this happened to me in Barcelona. They hunted in packs.
    Las Ramblas in Barcelona is terrifying, my mate put his hands in his pockets as he walked past them and about 5 of them ripped his phone and wallet out of his jeans
    Innocent Individuals on holiday like a lot of people's mates on here getting hurt is not funny.

    Prostitutes from abroad hunting in packs beating up blokes that decide not to have sex with them is somehow incredibly amusing.
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,568
    ChiAddick said:

    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    Haha this happened to me in Barcelona. They hunted in packs.
    Mate and I got grabbed coming out of the metro station on Las Ramblas. Said no, mate thought it was funny and he promptly got a hefty punch to the ribs, he was moaning about it for days.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,993
    edited August 2017
    A couple of prostitutes grabbed hold of me on Las Ramblas. I swatted them off and they were not impressed.

    Mind you over the years I've had plenty of practice trying to keep the ladies at bay :wink:
  • seth plum said:

    FFS some people!
    Shakira kidnapped me and kept me as her sex slave...but I'm no grass!

    Your lips don't lie Seth ;0)

  • ChiAddick said:

    se9addick said:

    Chizz said:

    I'm not going to comment on this crime until a few more facts come to light. But I will say it's not the least-plausible story published in British media this week.

    This is...

    I've been to Magaluf - that story is entirely possible.
    tbh i had a mate that got beaten by a load of hookers in Ibiza ( anyone that's been will know the ones i mean hang around the streets of westend ) as he wouldn't have sex with them and also had his wallet robbed and his trainers, can laugh about it now but at the time wasn't amusing.
    Haha this happened to me in Barcelona. They hunted in packs.
    Las Ramblas in Barcelona is terrifying, my mate put his hands in his pockets as he walked past them and about 5 of them ripped his phone and wallet out of his jeans
    I've never heard it called "phone and wallet " before

  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    Free the Magaluf 10!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited August 2017
    seth plum said:

    FFS some people!
    Shakira kidnapped me and kept me as her sex slave...but I'm no grass!

    Does he still play for Stoke City? ;)