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What would you do if you were trapped in a lift with RD and KM

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  • I would give them a blow by blow recount of the carlisle away day, and tell them what they had with powelly......

    It would be excruciating for them

  • Beat the granny out of them... AFTER I have got them to admit the huge errors.
  • I remember coming back to the office one day and jumping in an empty lift to go to the fourth floor, as soon as the doors closed I dropped my guts - it was quite a potent one too unfortunately.

    Some bird got on at the first floor (which housed the kitchen) with a bowl of soup from the microwave. I felt a bit horrified, and all I could manage to say was "That soup looks nice."

    She quickly followed it up with a "It doesn't smell too great though."; funny that.. I've often stood in a lift and pondered whether it put her off eating it.
  • edited March 2017
    I would try to avert my gaze as she does the only aspect of her job that she must be any good at!

    The worst is being in the lift with Lucky Reds when he drops his guts and gets out on the next floor, then new people join you in the lift and think it is you! That's what some bird told me anyway!
  • Invite Donald Trump in to tell them where they're going wrong.
  • Fight one and **** the other.
    Im not saying which though.
  • I would detonate my bomb
  • edited March 2017
    Talk non stop to them in scouse accent. 'ere our Karrrel Robbin sun graa't...
  • Ignore them, like they do to us. Not worth wasting words on.
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  • I would let my pet shark loose!
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