Make eye contact and repeat the words 'Customers' and 'Weird' until they have to look away, and shrink into the corner. And when they do, repeat the names 'Powell' and 'Kermorgant' until they are crushed by the magnitude of The Truth.
I'd make Meire hit Duchatelet repeatedly with his own shoe whilst she recites great moments in Charlton's history. I'd then reverse the roles so that Duchatelet repeatedly punches Pinocchio on the beak whilst reciting his memories of all the Charlton games he's been to.
I'd prefer it if they were both trapped in the lift and there was a little tv screen in the corner. I would just play the Swindon away game on loop for 8 years. I would feed them both. But my hope is that at some point after about 764 showings or 6 months, they both go insane and their mental faculties are destroyed
I think I would superglue their faces to one another, dress them up as Russian Cossacks and insist they both learn the names off by heart of the 1947 FA Cup Final winning team. Then I might kill them.
Take one for the team all day long. Beat the pair of them into submission/a coma whichever comes first. They have fucked us as a club I'm not sure I could control myself
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They've ruined my life, I'd like to ruin theirs