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Henry IrvingHenry Irving
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  • stonemusestonemuse
    Yup, this one will do,it's more comfortable than the one they destroyed.
  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    edited June 2016
    'And if the chosen fans lay on the new sofa at this angle, close one eye and squint through the other they can see the large chap in the cardie signalling there's 2 mins left to play...'
  • Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    Hurry up Katrien, this hole in the back of my trousers is getting me cold. Get your big nose here now
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    edited June 2016
    Ding dong the dick is dead!!
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    The sofa has gone for a Burton......
  • Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
    edited June 2016
    Today I was going to release that cure for cancer that I've been developing, but I've just read the Official Manager Rumours Thread on Charlton Life and now I'm so depressed nothing seems to matter anymore. I think I might just lie here and slowly starve to death instead.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    RD: They've destroyed her... I hope those pesky Charlton fans are happy now they've destroyed my one true love.

    Assistant: Katrien's dead?

    RD: Noo they've destroyed my Sofa!!
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    Roland slipped into a meat coma after eating 2% of the Father's Day carvery leftovers.
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  • StigStig
    Corpse found at the back of the BHS furniture department. Post mortem suggests he's been dead for three years.
  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    Sofa King Randy Roly slips leather settee one in memory of lost pitchside lover.
  • Saulc23Saulc23
    "Katrien, I'm ready for my face sitting now."
  • Covered EndCovered End
    Roland passes out when Ollie in communications asks for a new camera.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a good football club owner.
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    Wannabe adult actor assumes his position on the casting couch.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited June 2016
    One looks like a bit of cheap material off the backside of a cow - the other is a leather sofa.
  • tonyupnorthtonyupnorth
    The manager of my local british home stores yesterday
  • shirty5shirty5
    edited June 2016

    Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
    You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
  • Pedro45Pedro45
    "Looovelyyyyy, loooovelyyyy!"
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  • AddicktedAddickted
    There's bound to be at least three Euros in loose change down the back of this.
  • HartleypeteHartleypete
    It's cheaper than a prossi.
  • HalixHalix
    edited June 2016
    If any bugger tries to destroy THIS sofa they will have to take me too!
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    "FFS! Katrien told me she dropped a pound coin down the back of this fucking thing!"
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    If I pretend I'm dead the Charlton fans might go a bit easier on My daughterKartien.


    Well you'd be wrong there Roly.
  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    "......and from this angle everything seems to be Ok"
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    Hey Katrien do you wanna tryout the seats in my private jet. By the way have we tried teabagging? Numerous former employees have suggested I should do this!
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    shirty5 said:


    Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
    You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

    Classic, Avalanches frontier psychiatrist. That boy needs therapy.

    'And milk Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
    And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin'

    Heard a rumour they are going to finally release a second album.
  • cherryorchardcherryorchard
    Doctor, Doctor - Nobody loves me, the whole world hates me.
    That's not true Roly - some people don't even know you.
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