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Up yours Pardew!

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  • MrLargo said:

    Redrobo said:

    MrLargo said:

    And that's a goal! Lucky lucky bastards

    Lucky? Having big nose as a manager?

    We need him there while the window is open. Odd draw and just losing is fine, and then one of the famous Pardew losing runs until relegation.
    Agree. Think the four points from the last 2 matches has saved his job, for a while at least. Not expected to get anything tonight but haven't been humiliated, that suits me fine. Hopefully play well but lose against Chelsea and Arsenal in the next few weeks.

    They've got a reasonable side, if they replace Pardew they'll be up in mid table in no time.
    Agreed, the bigger picture of relegation for Palace is more important that Pardew's immediate humilation!
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,888
    I'd love the stripeys to get relegated but there's some teams struggling at the bootom one of whom really needs to get their act together out of Sunderland, Swansea and yo yo team Hull, Boro I think will be alright.
  • 3G
    3G Posts: 736
    A narrow 2-1 defeat, Pardew's done well tonight. Keeps him in a job for the next few weeks I think.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,819
    Yes that's what I want to see. Pardew at Palace scraping along and losing. For as long as possible.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,292
    edited December 2016
    Love to see em down there but with Hull, Sunderland and Swansea below them there is zero chance they will go down. Sunderland and Hull little to no funds in Jan and doubt Swansea have much either. Palace have goals in Benteke, Zaha and Remy when he is back from injury. Far too good to go down I am afraid. *

    * although if Zaha goes to the African nations, Benteke gets injured and Remy does not make it back that could change I guess... Here's hoping this is the year their luck runs out !
  • Dave2l said:

    Yes that's what I want to see. Pardew at Palace scraping along and losing. For as long as possible.

    Palace after 37 games. Sit 16th in the table.
    Fate seals em on the last day.

    38 games 39 points in total. 18th.

    Relegated.

    Pardew still in charge. Tries to run away from the post match interview.

    He gets caught and confronted by questions he can't answer as he's now fully exposed as being completely useless.

    What a moment.....

    Meanwhile , douchy boy got bored and frustrated by cards antics he decided to sell in Jan when we were sitting 14th in the league.

    Varney + co have the club. Curbs gets in on the gig.

    Powell returns as manager.

    We finish 6th by a thin margin. Everyone's going mental. Beat millwall in the final at wembley on pens. Everyone's going mental.

    We get palace away 1st game to kick off the championship for sunny august.

    Pardew still palace manager.

    Chris solly returns to his peak and clearly marks Zaha out the game....which is Palaces only real threat at this point.

    Pardew flips out and returns to one of his touchline antics.

    He randomly squares up to our number 2 new coaching assistant, johnnie Jackson.

    Steve brown, now part of the coaching staff has a scruff with Alan, and easily floors him. Then every one just walks away. Crowd go mental with laughter.

    Zaha dives in the box. Pen awarded. Pen saved.

    We go the other end. Lookman dances past every palace player on the pitch, making himself look like messi.

    He bangs one in ... Hitting the crossbar like a thunderbolt, and then going in the back of the net, out if pure force.

    Crowd go mental.

    Pardew gets sacked after the game.

    Next game at the valley at home to reading.

    18 chips....Full valley. The decent bitter ex employees are now employees again.

    We stuff reading 5 naught.

    We win the FA cup that year and head to the Prem.

    Just another day at the office.

    Got a bit carried away.








    Youve been playing too much fifa mate!
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880

    Dave2l said:

    Yes that's what I want to see. Pardew at Palace scraping along and losing. For as long as possible.

    Palace after 37 games. Sit 16th in the table.
    Fate seals em on the last day.

    38 games 39 points in total. 18th.

    Relegated.

    Pardew still in charge. Tries to run away from the post match interview.

    He gets caught and confronted by questions he can't answer as he's now fully exposed as being completely useless.

    What a moment.....

    Meanwhile , douchy boy got bored and frustrated by cards antics he decided to sell in Jan when we were sitting 14th in the league.

    Varney + co have the club. Curbs gets in on the gig.

    Powell returns as manager.

    We finish 6th by a thin margin. Everyone's going mental. Beat millwall in the final at wembley on pens. Everyone's going mental.

    We get palace away 1st game to kick off the championship for sunny august.

    Pardew still palace manager.

    Chris solly returns to his peak and clearly marks Zaha out the game....which is Palaces only real threat at this point.

    Pardew flips out and returns to one of his touchline antics.

    He randomly squares up to our number 2 new coaching assistant, johnnie Jackson.

    Steve brown, now part of the coaching staff has a scruff with Alan, and easily floors him. Then every one just walks away. Crowd go mental with laughter.

    Zaha dives in the box. Pen awarded. Pen saved.

    We go the other end. Lookman dances past every palace player on the pitch, making himself look like messi.

    He bangs one in ... Hitting the crossbar like a thunderbolt, and then going in the back of the net, out if pure force.

    Crowd go mental.

    Pardew gets sacked after the game.

    Next game at the valley at home to reading.

    18 chips....Full valley. The decent bitter ex employees are now employees again.

    We stuff reading 5 naught.

    We win the FA cup that year and head to the Prem.

    Just another day at the office.

    Got a bit carried away.








    Youve been playing too much fifa mate!
    It's absolutely nothing like fifa
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,472
    Overdid it with the Christmas cheer at your work's do did you Dave?
  • Dave2l said:

    Yes that's what I want to see. Pardew at Palace scraping along and losing. For as long as possible.

    Palace after 37 games. Sit 16th in the table.
    Fate seals em on the last day.

    38 games 39 points in total. 18th.

    Relegated.

    Pardew still in charge. Tries to run away from the post match interview.

    He gets caught and confronted by questions he can't answer as he's now fully exposed as being completely useless.

    What a moment.....

    Meanwhile , douchy boy got bored and frustrated by cards antics he decided to sell in Jan when we were sitting 14th in the league.

    Varney + co have the club. Curbs gets in on the gig.

    Powell returns as manager.

    We finish 6th by a thin margin. Everyone's going mental. Beat millwall in the final at wembley on pens. Everyone's going mental.

    We get palace away 1st game to kick off the championship for sunny august.

    Pardew still palace manager.

    Chris solly returns to his peak and clearly marks Zaha out the game....which is Palaces only real threat at this point.

    Pardew flips out and returns to one of his touchline antics.

    He randomly squares up to our number 2 new coaching assistant, johnnie Jackson.

    Steve brown, now part of the coaching staff has a scruff with Alan, and easily floors him. Then every one just walks away. Crowd go mental with laughter.

    Zaha dives in the box. Pen awarded. Pen saved.

    We go the other end. Lookman dances past every palace player on the pitch, making himself look like messi.

    He bangs one in ... Hitting the crossbar like a thunderbolt, and then going in the back of the net, out if pure force.

    Crowd go mental.

    Pardew gets sacked after the game.

    Next game at the valley at home to reading.

    18 chips....Full valley. The decent bitter ex employees are now employees again.

    We stuff reading 5 naught.

    We win the FA cup that year and head to the Prem.

    Just another day at the office.

    Got a bit carried away.








    Youve been playing too much fifa mate!
    Or smoking something!

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,752
    Dave2l said:

    Yes that's what I want to see. Pardew at Palace scraping along and losing. For as long as possible.

    Palace after 37 games. Sit 16th in the table.
    Fate seals em on the last day.

    38 games 39 points in total. 18th.

    Relegated.

    Pardew still in charge. Tries to run away from the post match interview.

    He gets caught and confronted by questions he can't answer as he's now fully exposed as being completely useless.

    What a moment.....

    Meanwhile , douchy boy got bored and frustrated by cards antics he decided to sell in Jan when we were sitting 14th in the league.

    Varney + co have the club. Curbs gets in on the gig.

    Powell returns as manager.

    We finish 6th by a thin margin. Everyone's going mental. Beat millwall in the final at wembley on pens. Everyone's going mental.

    We get palace away 1st game to kick off the championship for sunny august.

    Pardew still palace manager.

    Chris solly returns to his peak and clearly marks Zaha out the game....which is Palaces only real threat at this point.

    Pardew flips out and returns to one of his touchline antics.

    He randomly squares up to our number 2 new coaching assistant, johnnie Jackson.

    Steve brown, now part of the coaching staff has a scruff with Alan, and easily floors him. Then every one just walks away. Crowd go mental with laughter.

    Zaha dives in the box. Pen awarded. Pen saved.

    We go the other end. Lookman dances past every palace player on the pitch, making himself look like messi.

    He bangs one in ... Hitting the crossbar like a thunderbolt, and then going in the back of the net, out if pure force.

    Crowd go mental.

    Pardew gets sacked after the game.

    Next game at the valley at home to reading.

    18 chips....Full valley. The decent bitter ex employees are now employees again.

    We stuff reading 5 naught.

    We win the FA cup that year and head to the Prem.

    Just another day at the office.

    Got a bit carried away.



    Get real mate......you are fucking dreaming if you think the halcyon days of 18 chips will ever return under this mob's stewardship!
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,071
    Paddy Power are really going after Pardew in a big way !
  • se9addick said:

    Paddy Power are really going after Pardew in a big way !

    They always take the piss out of him... He doesnt help himself!!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    how long has Matt Lucas worked with Pardew?
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,472
    It's a shame, every time this thread reappears I think maybe they've finally sacked him, but no such luck.
  • how long has Matt Lucas worked with Pardew?
    I thought that was Slade in the background...
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    aliwibble said:

    It's a shame, every time this thread reappears I think maybe they've finally sacked him, but no such luck.

    I dont want him sacked. I want him to drag Palace down and the both of them to crash and burn
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,993
    aliwibble said:

    It's a shame, every time this thread reappears I think maybe they've finally sacked him, but no such luck.

    Patience. The captain is supposed to be the last one on board when the ship goes down.
  • se9addick said:

    Paddy Power are really going after Pardew in a big way !

    Football 365 too - a lot of people can see he's an arrogant arsehole.

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  • Problem is Hull, Sunderland and Swansea are all rubbish. No matter how bad palarse are, those 3 will be worse. Jammy bastards have really timed their trip into the Premier League to perfection.

    That said, with big nose in charge there's always hope!
  • Sunderland might stay up. Hull and Swansea look doomed.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,738
    edited December 2016
    Know someone who was a guest in the Palarse directors box last night and the impression he got and what he heard was that pardews time is fast running out. His biggest ally in the boardroom was not happy last night by all accounts
  • how long has Matt Lucas worked with Pardew?
    I dunno but he's had a comedian writing his post match press conference answers for a while.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,041
    Dave2l said:

    Yes that's what I want to see. Pardew at Palace scraping along and losing. For as long as possible.

    Palace after 37 games. Sit 16th in the table.
    Fate seals em on the last day.

    38 games 39 points in total. 18th.

    Relegated.

    Pardew still in charge. Tries to run away from the post match interview.

    He gets caught and confronted by questions he can't answer as he's now fully exposed as being completely useless.

    What a moment.....

    Meanwhile , douchy boy got bored and frustrated by cards antics he decided to sell in Jan when we were sitting 14th in the league.

    Varney + co have the club. Curbs gets in on the gig.

    Powell returns as manager.

    We finish 6th by a thin margin. Everyone's going mental. Beat millwall in the final at wembley on pens. Everyone's going mental.

    We get palace away 1st game to kick off the championship for sunny august.

    Pardew still palace manager.

    Chris solly returns to his peak and clearly marks Zaha out the game....which is Palaces only real threat at this point.

    Pardew flips out and returns to one of his touchline antics.

    He randomly squares up to our number 2 new coaching assistant, johnnie Jackson.

    Steve brown, now part of the coaching staff has a scruff with Alan, and easily floors him. Then every one just walks away. Crowd go mental with laughter.

    Zaha dives in the box. Pen awarded. Pen saved.

    We go the other end. Lookman dances past every palace player on the pitch, making himself look like messi.

    He bangs one in ... Hitting the crossbar like a thunderbolt, and then going in the back of the net, out if pure force.

    Crowd go mental.

    Pardew gets sacked after the game.

    Next game at the valley at home to reading.

    18 chips....Full valley. The decent bitter ex employees are now employees again.

    We stuff reading 5 naught.

    We win the FA cup that year and head to the Prem.

    Just another day at the office.

    Got a bit carried away.








    Can I have some of what you're on.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,829
    Point today please up yours.
  • Apparently, "a section" of palace fans are planning to walk out on the 21st minute today in recognition of the fact that they've lost 21 games this year !
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,983
    At least by the end of 2018 they'll be able to watch the whole game and still protest if parsehole stays.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,752

    Apparently, "a section" of palace fans are planning to walk out on the 21st minute today in recognition of the fact that they've lost 21 games this year !

    Yeah my mate told me the same last night. I asked if they'd be walking out on 22 minutes next week?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,752
    Looks like a 'no ifs no buts' thing.....