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Up yours Pardew!

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  • I knew that Pardew's Palace had only won five League games since last Christmas but didn't realise, 'til I read it in the Racing Post who the mighty Clubs in question were - Norwich, Sunderland, Middlesbrough and Stoke (twice).

    Take a bow Alan. The likes of Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and Southampton (all in the next six fixtures) will be studying videos as we speak desperately trying to think of ways to break down that wall of a defence you've built.

    I particularly liked the Racing Post's description of him being a "streaky manager" who seems to have "no grand plan to snap this woeful sequence".
  • How beautiful is this? You can see tears in his eyes. :smiley:
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  • I have to admit I did snigger a little bit on the way home from Charlton on Saturday.

    Had BBC London on and they were interviewing Pardew after the game and he was asked if each defeat hurts worse than the last one... Was lovely hearing the response in a tiny voice saying; "They all hurt"
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456

    palaces next 5 are;

    southampton
    hull
    man utd
    chelsea
    watford

    cant see them getting anything out of them other than maybe 3 points at hull could see pardew gone by the new year.

    He'll be gone by next weekend unless they thump Southampton.
  • I have to admit I did snigger a little bit on the way home from Charlton on Saturday.

    Had BBC London on and they were interviewing Pardew after the game and he was asked if each defeat hurts worse than the last one... Was lovely hearing the response in a tiny voice saying; "They all hurt"

    He must be getting used to them by now.
  • palaces next 5 are;

    southampton
    hull
    man utd
    chelsea
    watford

    cant see them getting anything out of them other than maybe 3 points at hull could see pardew gone by the new year.

    The Hull game is a proper six pointer
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,300
    Stig said:

    Hardly 'calling out', more of a retort, I'd say.

    bit of a petty comment i'd say
  • Gone by this time next week I reckon. Hodgson linked.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,381
    Shame, he has so much more to give them...
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,385

    Gone by this time next week I reckon. Hodgson linked.

    Every cloud

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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,385

    don't know how to do it but james buckley ( jay from inbetweeners ) was having a right bitch up on twitter, then started calling out charlton hahahahahahaha

    Steven Fewell ‏@SFewell19 Nov 26
    @James_Buckley ha ha ha. Two bob Plastic club and fans !!!!

    James Buckley ‏@James_Buckley Nov 26
    James Buckley Retweeted Steven Fewell
    Haha fuck me, remember charlton? Are they still about? That's a blast from the past. Bless ya brother
    yeah I'm scoring this to yer man Buckley
  • Gone by this time next week I reckon. Hodgson linked.

    Surely it'll be Allardyce. If you're a team in trouble, he is your man.
  • I see Zaha wants to switch to the Ivory Coast. Perfect timing for him to miss several weeks at the African Nations cup!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    I see Zaha wants to switch to the Ivory Coast. Perfect timing for him to miss several weeks at the African Nations cup!

    Great to see the small Premier League clubs nurturing English talent.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,993

    Gone by this time next week I reckon. Hodgson linked.

    Surely it'll be Allardyce. If you're a team in trouble, he is your man.
    Sunderland or Hull need to hurry up and pull the trigger and get Allardyce off the market. As long as he's available they've got a get out of jail free card.
  • Gone by this time next week I reckon. Hodgson linked.

    Surely it'll be Allardyce. If you're prepared to secretly give him 500,000 in cash a team in trouble, he is your man.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,300
    so the fa sack allardyce for bungs etc then let him be a manager in the premier league potentially earning more money than he would as england managaer - no wonder its an organisation constantly ridiculed.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    Why wouldn't the FA 'let' him manage in the Prem?
  • ChiAddick
    ChiAddick Posts: 1,781
    MrLargo said:

    Gone by this time next week I reckon. Hodgson linked.

    Surely it'll be Allardyce. If you're a team in trouble, he is your man.
    Sunderland or Hull need to hurry up and pull the trigger and get Allardyce off the market. As long as he's available they've got a get out of jail free card.
    I can only imagine the wages/fee Allardyce will demand.

    Will obviously be worth it though to stay in the prem.

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  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    I took a look at their message board to soak up the post-Swansea pain. There's very, very little love for Allardyce there. Some of them think they can poach Brendan Rogers from Celtic (!) and even then, many of them don't want him. Likewise, some of them think they can tempt Warburton from Rangers!

    It's astonishing how deluded they are.

    "Coleman, Hodgson, Fat Sam and the like of have had there chance and never really done anything in Management."
  • JiMMy 85 said:

    I took a look at their message board to soak up the post-Swansea pain. There's very, very little love for Allardyce there. Some of them think they can poach Brendan Rogers from Celtic (!) and even then, many of them don't want him. Likewise, some of them think they can tempt Warburton from Rangers!

    It's astonishing how deluded they are.

    "Coleman, Hodgson, Fat Sam and the like of have had there chance and never really done anything in Management."

    Nobody dislikes Palarse more than me - look at my user name. So I hate to say this but sadly they are not deluded to think they could nick Rogers or Warburton from Celtic or Rangers respectively.

    The Scottish League these days is a pub league. Outside the big two, attendances are pitiful and the big two are so much bigger than the others that competition in the league is non-existent. But by European standards, the big 2 in Scotland are minnows. So a European run is unlikely.

    When faced with that, why wouldn't Rogers or Warburton want to try their hand in the Premier League with Palarse. Parrish seems a good guy to work for and someone who gives his manager every chance. Throw in, they'd probably double or treble their wages and I bet either Rogers or Warburton would jump at the chance to move to Sellout.

    Pains me hugely to say this but whether we like it or not, for the time being (and unless we can get rid of RD, that time is going to last many years) they are light years ahead of us. Look at their forwards - Benteke, Remy, Wickham, Zaha, Townsend, Puncheon - that's a class bunch. Any decent manager should be able to come in and tighten their defence up in which case they will stay up easily. Sad but true. So we can only hope they stay loyal to Pardew for a few more months!
  • They could get Warburton but no way Rodgers will leave Celtic after only 6 months. He's reportedly on 45k a week at Celtic, i'd imagine that's far more than what Palace are paying Pardew.
  • They could get Warburton but no way Rodgers will leave Celtic after only 6 months. He's reportedly on 45k a week at Celtic, i'd imagine that's far more than what Palace are paying Pardew.

    I don't know - they paid Pullis a bonus alone of £2m to keep them up. Perhaps they'll do the same with Pards and perhaps that's why he's allowed the side to drop like a stone.
  • But i think Rodgers is actually a Celtic fan so he won't leave them yet. He'll leave when he either gets a decent offer (and Palace aren't decent) or when he gets bored of winning every trophy going in Scotland. I reckon he'll do 2 years then look for a move back south.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    whilst scottish football is in a state, the old firm are still massive clubs and would not let their managers walk away to some wanky little club without being heavily compensated.

    like em or loathe em they are both much bigger clubs than CP
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    edited November 2016

    JiMMy 85 said:

    I took a look at their message board to soak up the post-Swansea pain. There's very, very little love for Allardyce there. Some of them think they can poach Brendan Rogers from Celtic (!) and even then, many of them don't want him. Likewise, some of them think they can tempt Warburton from Rangers!

    It's astonishing how deluded they are.

    "Coleman, Hodgson, Fat Sam and the like of have had there chance and never really done anything in Management."

    Nobody dislikes Palarse more than me - look at my user name. So I hate to say this but sadly they are not deluded to think they could nick Rogers or Warburton from Celtic or Rangers respectively.
    Warburton maybe, but I don't believe they can get Rodgers. The deluded comment was more about some of them thinking they are too good Rodgers and Allardyce!
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,993

    whilst scottish football is in a state, the old firm are still massive clubs and would not let their managers walk away to some wanky little club without being heavily compensated.

    like em or loathe em they are both much bigger clubs than CP

    Agree, but heavily compensating them is still a drop in the ocean for any premier league club. Don't think Rodgers would go to Palace, but if he was up for it, Palace would happily and comfortably pay a few million quid for someone who can keep them on the gravy train.

    The money you get for being in that division now is astronomical compared to anywhere else on Europe. Think Palace are now one of the top 30 clubs in Europe based on turnover, just from being in the Premier League
  • They could get Warburton but no way Rodgers will leave Celtic after only 6 months. He's reportedly on 45k a week at Celtic, i'd imagine that's far more than what Palace are paying Pardew.

    I don't know - they paid Pullis a bonus alone of £2m to keep them up. Perhaps they'll do the same with Pards and perhaps that's why he's allowed the side to drop like a stone.
    Well, Pulis has to pay his bonus back, so they'll have a bit more money to play with soon...

    https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/nov/28/tony-pulis-crystal-palace-appeal

  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    JiMMy 85 said:

    JiMMy 85 said:

    I took a look at their message board to soak up the post-Swansea pain. There's very, very little love for Allardyce there. Some of them think they can poach Brendan Rogers from Celtic (!) and even then, many of them don't want him. Likewise, some of them think they can tempt Warburton from Rangers!

    It's astonishing how deluded they are.

    "Coleman, Hodgson, Fat Sam and the like of have had there chance and never really done anything in Management."

    Nobody dislikes Palarse more than me - look at my user name. So I hate to say this but sadly they are not deluded to think they could nick Rogers or Warburton from Celtic or Rangers respectively.
    Warburton maybe, but I don't believe they can get Rodgers. The deluded comment was more about some of them thinking they are too good Rodgers and Allardyce!
    Parrish has already spoken with Rodgers. A week before their BetFred Cup final as well