You are situated immediately behind the goalposts and the CEO has erected a twenty foot barrier combined with a double row of blue vested stewards and police. Do you:
(A) run to the toilets and inflate a balloon with your own urine attempting not to become aroused by the rapidly growing face of a Belgian millionaire printed on it. (b) play a game of cat and mouse with the club authorities pushing and shoving before running 100 yards to the east stand to invade the pitch knowing that policemen and stewards can only look in one direction and are oblivious to anything outside their immediate field of vision, particularly 3000 drunken northerners jumping up and down singing just ten yards behind them. (c) stamp your feet whilst saying 'bad luck' and tell the others to 'guard their language'
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(A) run to the toilets and inflate a balloon with your own urine attempting not to become aroused by the rapidly growing face of a Belgian millionaire printed on it.
(b) play a game of cat and mouse with the club authorities pushing and shoving before running 100 yards to the east stand to invade the pitch knowing that policemen and stewards can only look in one direction and are oblivious to anything outside their immediate field of vision, particularly 3000 drunken northerners jumping up and down singing just ten yards behind them.
(c) stamp your feet whilst saying 'bad luck' and tell the others to 'guard their language'