Do we even have a scout? I can't see us managing to identify anyone who's half decent and who's good enough for league 1 straight off the bat. We will finally start to see some good league 1 standard signings next February (on loan).
Scout ?
We don't even have a Beaver or a Cub !
if we're lucky we might still have a Fanni though.
Now we've dropped down a level, Roly will have to re-adjust his expectations. I reckon we'll end up with more than one of these (not including Dmitrovic):
In the absence of any scouts or anyone who knows the first thing about the lower tiers of English football, I think we should return to the well proven recruitment policy of signing players with amusing or completely unpronounceable names.
On those grounds I like the sound of No 9 Mayor, (plenty of potential for Boris Johnson jokes) No 21 Oscar 'no' Plano is a must and No 22 Nelson would be worth considering for his fighting spirit and radical tactics against the enemy particularly if he sports an eye-patch while playing. Also No 28 Fernando could be useful for inspiring a renaissance of favourite Abba songs in the covered end.
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On those grounds I like the sound of No 9 Mayor, (plenty of potential for Boris Johnson jokes) No 21 Oscar 'no' Plano is a must and No 22 Nelson would be worth considering for his fighting spirit and radical tactics against the enemy particularly if he sports an eye-patch while playing. Also No 28 Fernando could be useful for inspiring a renaissance of favourite Abba songs in the covered end.