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Re the large cat that was 'appeared' on the pitch at the Valley today

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  • I'm bringing in a ride on lawn mower next time.

    Make sure you do the whole pitch, you don't want the police stopping you half cut.
  • I'm bringing in a ride on lawn mower next time.

    Suggest you watch this first (one for the oldies)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNUINPxEuVg
    Don't want any accidents do we.

  • I can confirm it was a dog because it was bought in by a bloke who sits 3 down from me. Actually I think he had a few before the game as he was in a pretty good mood. Created a laugh all round especially when it got onto the pitch. Have to say close up it was pretty manky (and smelt a bit as well)
  • I can confirm it was a dog because it was bought in by a bloke who sits 3 down from me. Actually I think he had a few before the game as he was in a pretty good mood. Created a laugh all round especially when it got onto the pitch. Have to say close up it was pretty manky (and smelt a bit as well)

    It made me laugh :) I think you could be on to something!

    WE WANT OUR TEDDY BACK!
  • What did it smell of?
  • A 3 foot square lump of wood? What's that, 3' by 3' by half inch or a 3' cube. Because a 3' cube would weigh a shit load.
  • Well Muttley it was a bit of a musty, unwashed kind of smell hard to describe really
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  • Coyotejohn, what a great idea. they would have to confiscate everything and put it somewhere for collection later, it could rival London transport's lost property store:-)
  • Well Muttley it was a bit of a musty, unwashed kind of smell hard to describe really

    Like fox piss then.
  • Eau de Roland?
  • Missed It said:

    How did they get passed security with a giant stuffed dog when others got stopped for bringing in a small stress ball?

    The stewards must have been totally fixated on stress balls. There was someone who brought in a 3 ft sq lump of wood with them!
    What?! Why?!

    Actually maybe we could all try to sneak random objects in. The more bigger and bizarre the better.
    yes, classic idea, I've been meaning to clear out the garage for ages and take the stuff to the dump.
    Now I'll take some to every home game and get the stewards to deal with it. Starting with that rusty bike frame!
    Now that is a tremendous protest - Operation Landfill (especially if some of the items might require specialist disposal).
  • I understand the Valley is just about to hire an asbestos removal crisis control manager.
  • Missed It said:

    How did they get passed security with a giant stuffed dog when others got stopped for bringing in a small stress ball?

    The stewards must have been totally fixated on stress balls. There was someone who brought in a 3 ft sq lump of wood with them!
    What?! Why?!

    Actually maybe we could all try to sneak random objects in. The more bigger and bizarre the better.
    yes, classic idea, I've been meaning to clear out the garage for ages and take the stuff to the dump.
    Now I'll take some to every home game and get the stewards to deal with it. Starting with that rusty bike frame!
    Now that is a tremendous protest - Operation Landfill (especially if some of the items might require specialist disposal).
    I know an old sofa that we could bury under the centre circle.
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