Wife - take it easy today, just going shopping and will be a few hours, no need to do anything, put your feet up and enjoy the peace and quiet.
What she really means is - if you've not hoovered and unloaded the dishwasher by the time I get in I'm going to huff and puff, walk around with a face like a smacked arse for 2 hours and crash plates and cups down on the kitchen work tops.
A similar one: Mr Tatters and I go out to work. I have a good day (no sick animals, no mucking out to be done, animals all fed and watered) and manage to get home about lunchtime. Enjoy an afternoon nap, lounging around, logging into CL. Then when Mr Tatters arrives home I say "I've only just got in too. Can you go and get a takeaway, I'm too tired to cook."
I guess its to teach him to give you a better rogering lol!
Ah, the rogering example wasn't me and Mr Tatters - a friend told me about situations like this
Wife - take it easy today, just going shopping and will be a few hours, no need to do anything, put your feet up and enjoy the peace and quiet.
What she really means is - if you've not hoovered and unloaded the dishwasher by the time I get in I'm going to huff and puff, walk around with a face like a smacked arse for 2 hours and crash plates and cups down on the kitchen work tops.
A similar one: Mr Tatters and I go out to work. I have a good day (no sick animals, no mucking out to be done, animals all fed and watered) and manage to get home about lunchtime. Enjoy an afternoon nap, lounging around, logging into CL. Then when Mr Tatters arrives home I say "I've only just got in too. Can you go and get a takeaway, I'm too tired to cook."
I guess its to teach him to give you a better rogering lol!
Ah, the rogering example wasn't me and Mr Tatters - a friend told me about situations like this
Lol - sorry at first glance I read that as the rogering didn't involve Mr Tatters but a friend (:
I remember getting an invite like this, something along the lines of: "we do not wish to recive wedding gifts, but feel free to make a charity donation"
Thanks for that I will do, the charity is my local pub.
You also know that when people put that about not receiving gifts, then there isn't a going a free bar at the reception. That's when I start thinking of excuses not to attend the wedding.
She meant 'I was on a 'you' overdose when I bumped into you in Sainsbury's once, and you think I want that sort of experience regularly, and in my bed too?'
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Thanks for that I will do, the charity is my local pub.
You also know that when people put that about not receiving gifts, then there isn't a going a free bar at the reception. That's when I start thinking of excuses not to attend the wedding.
Yeah yeah we know its actually you asking the question!!
She meant 'I was on a 'you' overdose when I bumped into you in Sainsbury's once, and you think I want that sort of experience regularly, and in my bed too?'
Really?