Oh , for chrissake, can we lay off Palace until we've actually got something to laugh about It's their time in the sun. Bide your time and keep your counsel
Genuinely appalled. The Arsenal version of Let It Go about Fabregas was actually quite amusing but you can always rely on Palace fans to bring shame to party.
I think it is quite funny, just because it is PalARSE we don't have to hate it. It is like their Ultras I think a lot of you don't realise they are actually a performance comedy act that tours the country, if you think about it you will know I am right. Just look at their support base it is rammed full of the funniest humans alive, such as Kevin Day, Jo Brand, Sean Hughes and Eddie Izzard.
I found it funny. Calling their players shite had me me thinking that it may be an infiltrator, but nobody would care enough about the Nigels to parody them, would they?
Wasn't as good as my Darren Bent song to Meatloaf's Dead Ringer for Love though when Steve McClaren was manager and kept shunning him for Peter Crouch
Found it from the 2006 archives !
To the tune of Meatloaf's 'Dead Ringer for Love'
Well i’m told your name is Darren and its time you had a go, But i like a lanky striker who’s a poor Tore-Andre Flo. I promise all the big clubs that their players are the best, They give me scotch and gifts so that i don’t visit the rest. I know you are frustrated, But it isn’t what it seems, Don’t take it out on me because the media picks the team,
Benty, Benty, Don’t know what to do, Don’t know what to do, I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue. Who the f**k are you ? Who the f**k are you ? I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?
I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I never go to Charlton at all, I don’t know anything about you Benty, I’ve never seen you kick a ball, You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall, A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
Well we cannot score a goal and the combination’s wrong, Wayne Rooney’s so off-colour he could be smoking from a bong. Well i guess you may be thinking that you may now get a chance. But you’ve not been recommended by Arsenal’s manager from France. He thinks he pulls the strings, And the FA say he’s right, But i told him he knows nothing when he said that Crouch is sh*te
Benty, Benty, Benty, Benty, Don’t know what to do, Don’t know what to do, I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue. Who the f**k are you ? Who the f**k are you ? I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?
I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I’ve never been to Charlton at all, I don’t know anything about you Benty, I’ve never seen you kick a ball, You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall, A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
Wasn't as good as my Darren Bent song to Meatloaf's Dead Ringer for Love though when Steve McClaren was manager and kept shunning him for Peter Crouch
Found it from the 2006 archives !
To the tune of Meatloaf's 'Dead Ringer for Love'
Well i’m told your name is Darren and its time you had a go, But i like a lanky striker who’s a poor Tore-Andre Flo. I promise all the big clubs that their players are the best, They give me scotch and gifts so that i don’t visit the rest. I know you are frustrated, But it isn’t what it seems, Don’t take it out on me because the media picks the team,
Benty, Benty, Don’t know what to do, Don’t know what to do, I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue. Who the f**k are you ? Who the f**k are you ? I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?
I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I never go to Charlton at all, I don’t know anything about you Benty, I’ve never seen you kick a ball, You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall, A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
Well we cannot score a goal and the combination’s wrong, Wayne Rooney’s so off-colour he could be smoking from a bong. Well i guess you may be thinking that you may now get a chance. But you’ve not been recommended by Arsenal’s manager from France. He thinks he pulls the strings, And the FA say he’s right, But i told him he knows nothing when he said that Crouch is sh*te
Benty, Benty, Benty, Benty, Don’t know what to do, Don’t know what to do, I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue. Who the f**k are you ? Who the f**k are you ? I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?
I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I’ve never been to Charlton at all, I don’t know anything about you Benty, I’ve never seen you kick a ball, You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall, A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
You also forgot "we're just a shit team from Belgium" or "were just a small team full of Belgiums"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpwJ_6-Di0#t=73
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It's their time in the sun. Bide your time and keep your counsel
Some of you are developing a severe complex
I do wonder why anyone here discovered this
jewelturd though?I'd like to see some of the efforts those slagging it off could come up with!
Jonjo
Jonjo
He's gonna score you know.
With his bald head
A legend in red
Jonjo, Jonjo Jonjo Jonjo.
To the tune of Meatloaf's 'Dead Ringer for Love'
Well i’m told your name is Darren and its time you had a go,
But i like a lanky striker who’s a poor Tore-Andre Flo.
I promise all the big clubs that their players are the best,
They give me scotch and gifts so that i don’t visit the rest.
I know you are frustrated,
But it isn’t what it seems,
Don’t take it out on me because the media picks the team,
Benty, Benty,
Don’t know what to do,
Don’t know what to do,
I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue.
Who the f**k are you ?
Who the f**k are you ?
I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?
I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I never go to Charlton at all,
I don’t know anything about you Benty,
I’ve never seen you kick a ball,
You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall,
A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
Well we cannot score a goal and the combination’s wrong,
Wayne Rooney’s so off-colour he could be smoking from a bong.
Well i guess you may be thinking that you may now get a chance.
But you’ve not been recommended by Arsenal’s manager from France.
He thinks he pulls the strings,
And the FA say he’s right,
But i told him he knows nothing when he said that Crouch is sh*te
Benty, Benty, Benty, Benty,
Don’t know what to do,
Don’t know what to do,
I’m tactically inept and I haven’t got a clue.
Who the f**k are you ?
Who the f**k are you ?
I’m told you play for Charlton are they in Division 2 ?
I don’t know who you are, or where you play, I’ve never been to Charlton at all,
I don’t know anything about you Benty,
I’ve never seen you kick a ball,
You might be pretty good but its a shame you’re not seven foot tall,
A shame you’re not seven foot tall.
Very good.