It will be scored 5 minutes into his debut. He will be sent off 10 minutes later. He'll then disappear in to the seedy underbelly of North Woolwich never to be seen again.
He'll be played in his first game at left back, get sent off before half time for nutting the ref and be found two days later when the custody sergeant at Shooters Hill nick phones Bob Peeters to come and collect him because they're tired of listening to him singing "I belong tae Glasgae" and being sick in his cell.
He'll be played in his first game at left back, get sent off before half time for nutting the ref and be found two days later when the custody sergeant at Shooters Hill nick phones Bob Peeters to come and collect him because they're tired of listening to him singing "I belong tae Glasgae" and being sick in his cell.
I thought Shooters Hill nick was converted into flats ages ago............oh you're avin a laugh
He'll be played in his first game at left back, get sent off before half time for nutting the ref and be found two days later when the custody sergeant at Shooters Hill nick phones Bob Peeters to come and collect him because they're tired of listening to him singing "I belong tae Glasgae" and being sick in his cell.
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It will be scored 5 minutes into his debut. He will be sent off 10 minutes later. He'll then disappear in to the seedy underbelly of North Woolwich never to be seen again.
Two in his first two games and then, after expectation are through the roof, one more in the remaining 20 games of the season.
He still ends 2014/15 as our second top scorer.
And Delort 6
Solid analysis.