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  • Johnnysummers5
    Johnnysummers5 Posts: 8,469
    Tipping Point.
    Which Prime Minister of the 20th century had the initials WC
    Contestant William Churchill, I suppose one out of two is not bad
  • lardiman
    lardiman Posts: 51
    Another 'Family Fortunes' one I think...

    Q: Name something you take off before going to bed

    Contestant: Your feet.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    Tipping Point just now.

    Q-In 2014 Adam Lallana transferred to Liverpool from which club
    A-Liverpool.

    Even of you know nothing about football Liverpool was in the bloody question
  • Johnnysummers5
    Johnnysummers5 Posts: 8,469
    paulie8290 said:

    Tipping Point just now.

    Q-In 2014 Adam Lallana transferred to Liverpool from which club
    A-Liverpool.

    Even of you know nothing about football Liverpool was in the bloody question

    To be fair, I thought she was a bit tasty
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    paulie8290 said:

    Tipping Point just now.

    Q-In 2014 Adam Lallana transferred to Liverpool from which club
    A-Liverpool.

    Even of you know nothing about football Liverpool was in the bloody question

    Was that the same dippy bird who thought Ronald Reagan was a,British Prime Minister? Although somehow she got Winston Churchill as the correct answer.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,034
    paulie8290 said:

    Tipping Point just now.

    Q-In 2014 Adam Lallana transferred to Liverpool from which club
    A-Liverpool.

    Even of you know nothing about football Liverpool was in the bloody question

    Comes from The Wirral, but knows nothing about football and obviously Liverpool
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    happyvalley said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Tipping Point just now.

    Q-In 2014 Adam Lallana transferred to Liverpool from which club
    A-Liverpool.

    Even of you know nothing about football Liverpool was in the bloody question

    Was that the same dippy bird who thought Ronald Reagan was a,British Prime Minister? Although somehow she got Winston Churchill as the correct answer.
    Yeah her
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Tipping Point;

    Ben Shephard: The word “loop” is an anagram of which horse-based sport?

    Contestant: Pool.



    Shephard: Chinstrap and emperor are species of which flightless bird?

    Contestant: Seagull.

  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,384
    Blackheathen said:

    Jonah Lomu on a celebrity Wheel of Fortune tv show famously selected

    O for Awesome

    It wasn't Jonah Lomu it was NZ heavyweight boxer (lightweight quiz show contestant) David Tua.

    @Blackheathen you are the weakest link. Good bye.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,836

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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Tipping Point;

    Ben Shephard: The word “loop” is an anagram of which horse-based sport?

    Contestant: Pool.



    Shephard: Chinstrap and emperor are species of which flightless bird?

    Contestant: Seagull.

    Unless it happened twice on the same show it was King and Emperor, see page 2 of this thread :wink:
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited July 2018
    Please stop.

    Shephard: The mythical creature the unicorn had what structure on its head?
    Contestant: An icicle.

    Shephard: On what date is Christmas Day celebrated each year?
    Contestant: Wednesday.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Paulie, have this one on me;


    Phil Wood (BBC GMR): What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

    Contestant: Er...

    Phil: It's got two sylla-bles... Kor...

    Contestant: Blimey?

    Phil:Ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run...

    Contestant: Silence

    Phil:Okay, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...

    Contestant: Walked?
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Daryl Denham (Virgin Radio): In which country would you spend shekels?

    Contestant: Holland?

    Daryl: Try the next letter of the alphabet.

    Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?

    Daryl: It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?

    Contestant: No.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678

    Shephard: On what date is Christmas Day celebrated each year?

    Contestant: Wednesday.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    GWR FM DJ: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

    CONTESTANT I don't know, I wasn't watching it then
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Anyone watching the chase at the moment
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,353
    clb74 said:

    Anyone watching the chase at the moment

    Oh I know this one. Is it... you?
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Chizz said:

    clb74 said:

    Anyone watching the chase at the moment

    Oh I know this one. Is it... you?
    I was.
    People say about stupid answers but
    How many minutes in a netball game?
    they answered pass. F@ck me you can say any minute
    What soap was pat phelan in? Pass
    Any f@cking soap
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,066
    clb74 said:

    Chizz said:

    clb74 said:

    Anyone watching the chase at the moment

    Oh I know this one. Is it... you?
    I was.
    People say about stupid answers but
    How many minutes in a netball game?
    they answered pass. F@ck me you can say any minute
    What soap was pat phelan in? Pass
    Any f@cking soap
    Are you drinking ?

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  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,888
    edited July 2018
    Covered End said:


    clb74 said:

    Chizz said:

    clb74 said:

    Anyone watching the chase at the moment

    Oh I know this one. Is it... you?
    I was.
    People say about stupid answers but
    How many minutes in a netball game?
    they answered pass. F@ck me you can say any minute
    What soap was pat phelan in? Pass
    Any f@cking soap
    Are you drinking ?
    That's a new one on me, what channel is that on then mate? :wink:
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,066
    RedChaser said:

    Covered End said:


    clb74 said:

    Chizz said:

    clb74 said:

    Anyone watching the chase at the moment

    Oh I know this one. Is it... you?
    I was.
    People say about stupid answers but
    How many minutes in a netball game?
    they answered pass. F@ck me you can say any minute
    What soap was pat phelan in? Pass
    Any f@cking soap
    Are you drinking ?
    That's a new one on me, what channel is that on then mate? :wink:
    It was the follow up to, Are You Being Served ?
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Covered End said:

    RedChaser said:

    Covered End said:


    clb74 said:

    Chizz said:

    clb74 said:

    Anyone watching the chase at the moment

    Oh I know this one. Is it... you?
    I was.
    People say about stupid answers but
    How many minutes in a netball game?
    they answered pass. F@ck me you can say any minute
    What soap was pat phelan in? Pass
    Any f@cking soap
    Are you drinking ?
    That's a new one on me, what channel is that on then mate? :wink:
    It was the follow up to, Are You Being Served ?
    Just before Casualty?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    Tipping point same person with both these questions, clear she is not great with maths

    Question 1, what is the minimum amount of coins needed to make 44p

    Answer-44

    Question 2- how many minutes in 4 hours

    Answer- 24 hundred
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,066
    paulie8290 said:

    Tipping point same person with both these questions, clear she is not great with maths

    Question 1, what is the minimum amount of coins needed to make 44p

    Answer-44

    Question 2- how many minutes in 4 hours

    Answer- 24 hundred

    Was it Napa Addick ?
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    A 50p and a 20p

    You said 1 was not a 50p but the other 1 is
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,359
    One of them is not a 50p, it's a 20p.

    The other one is a 50p

    So a 50p and a 20p
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,832
    Nice one @Riviera
    Had the whole of Charlton Life tearing their hair out trying to figure that one out!
    :smiley:
  • Johnnysummers5
    Johnnysummers5 Posts: 8,469
    lordromford said:

    Nice one @Riviera
    Had the whole of Charlton Life tearing their hair out trying to figure that one out!
    :smiley:

    Not me I'm bald

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