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50 signs you've made it.....how many can you tick off?

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  • ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    13 for me, getting there
  • C_A_F_CC_A_F_C
    edited December 2014
    PL54 said:

    Yes to the first 5 and then I got bored

    Could you not get Jeeves to go through the rest?
  • Eddie FirmaniEddie Firmani
    Does it ask if you've renewed your season tickets?
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick

    If anyone fitted all those criteria you would have one Brahmin arsehole on your hands...
  • MacronateMacronate
    50

    this will be my last post.

    peasants.
  • cabblescabbles
    bloody hell, my eyesight's getting worse. I read number 6 as 'animal ski trips'

    I was thinking where do people get the money to do that
  • bobmunrobobmunro
    cabbles said:

    bloody hell, my eyesight's getting worse. I read number 6 as 'animal ski trips'

    I was thinking where do people get the money to do that

    I think it's linked in with owning a pedigree dog.
  • BedsaddickBedsaddick
    3 and i'm embarrassed i have that many.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    Yawn. Everybody down here in Cornwall's got a log burner.




  • PL54PL54
    Oggy Red said:

    Yawn. Everybody down here in Cornwall's got a log burner.

    Is that the skivvy who puts the logs on the fire for you?
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  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    PL54 said:

    Oggy Red said:

    Yawn. Everybody down here in Cornwall's got a log burner.

    Is that the skivvy who puts the logs on the fire for you?
    Believe me, I'm my own skivvy.


    Anyway, my summerhouse in the garden not only has its own wood stove - but a flush toilet also.
    Beat that, you lot!

  • seth plumseth plum
    46 to go, but I'll never eat lobster for a start, or have a dog.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    seth plum said:

    46 to go, but I'll never eat lobster for a start, or have a dog.

    And I'll never eat the dog or have a lobster.

  • souladdicksouladdick
    1/50 - First name terms with local Landlord
  • maddferrettmaddferrett
    There's a typo... I've owned several Gillette's
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    I say my good man! Would one include one's sauna and Jaccuzzi in the gymnasium section?
    Cheery pip ;)
  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    Overjoyed to score a massive 0. Unless a dusty set of dumbells under my bed is classed as a home gym.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    6, or 7 if a tent counts as a holiday home.
  • cfgscfgs
    7 and bemused by the list to be honest
  • PL54PL54
    seth plum said:

    46 to go, but I'll never eat lobster for a start, or have a dog.

    I am with you on the dog thing for now but you need to get on the lobster - they're farmed so it's safe, sustainable and sexy.
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  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    souladdick said:

    1/50 - First name terms with local Landlord

    Snap, though its no longer my local. But I can't be doing with a zero score !
  • RobRob
    edited December 2014
    I hadn't realised Henry is a cleaner.

    49 for me. Only being on first name terms with the pub landlord got me.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet said:

    6, or 7 if a tent counts as a holiday home.

    Yes,7, we've got a lazy Susan! It's in the cupboard under the stairs and I can't ever remember using it, but we've got one.
  • cafcfancafcfan
    Never having worked and being of private means is, surely, a prerequisite for even looking at such a list?
    There's nothing on their about owning horses or being a member of Guards Polo Club - they've got to be oversights surely.
    And I'm sure most people who have actually really made it would be blissfully unaware of whether they owned a sit-on lawnmower or not as that would be something best left to the estate manager.
  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Is one of them 'owning a smartphone big enough to read the list on' as I would fail straight away.
  • cafcfancafcfan
    Another one would be NOT reading the Metro.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    A wet room? Posh? How?!

    Unless 'made it' means 'turned 70 and can't get in and out of the shower anymore'.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    edited December 2014
    3, by the way. I have cricket whites, am on first names terms with several landlords down our way, and we've got a picnic hamper for going to the beach, parks etc with the little 'uns.
  • PopIconPopIcon
    The Metro online is the biggest pile of shit I've ever read. It makes the Mail online seem cultural.
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