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Song for bikey?

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  • I'm not sure how familiar we all are with the work of the girlband 'stooshii' but to the tune of their song 'black heart' so here goes

    'He's big and he's black, he plays centre back'
    'Bikey is the best we've ever had'
    'Andre bikey is a monster'

    Make up the next line
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    Nice nice bikey nice nice bikey
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Bikey is back with my brand new intervention
    grabs a hold of forward tightly
    Hits like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
    Turn off the lights and he'll glow
    To the extreme tackles like a vandal
    Holds up the ball and wax a chump like a candle.

    Run, he rushes his man then boom
    I'm killing your player like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when he hits a dope midfielder
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
    If there was a problem, Yo, He'll solve it
    Check out his boot while the ball revolves

    Nice nice bikey nice nice bikey
    Nice nice bikey nice nice bikey

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the ball kicked in, and the crowd is pumpin'
    Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
    Cooking wingers like a pound of bacon
    Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I see him tackle
    Clears a corner with a souped up tempo

    I'm boring myself with this shit now...


    Post of the year.
  • whats that coming over the hill is it a BIKEY? was great last night .please try again as would be great if it caught on
  • i think the "hokey cokey" tune would probably fit well with Andre bikey

  • Just beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssstttttttt is fine.
  • edited September 2014
    lolwray said:

    i think the "hokey cokey" tune would probably fit well with Andre bikey

    This is a great idea, we could get the Cheerleaders to lead the song and dance moves...................Oh hang on a minute. :-0
  • RedChaser said:

    Just beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssstttttttt is fine.

    This is a great idea, we could get the Cheerleaders to lead the song and dance moves on the pitch........................Oh, hang on a minute. :-0
    That's alright. Who wanted the cheerleaders anyway?
  • edited September 2014

    RedChaser said:

    Just beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssstttttttt is fine.

    This is a great idea, we could get the Cheerleaders to lead the song and dance moves on the pitch........................Oh, hang on a minute. :-0
    That's alright. Who wanted the cheerleaders anyway?
    Ha silly me, that was meant for the 'Hokey Cokey' still I'm sure they could've worked something around BEAST though. :-0
  • Anyone seen this doing the rounds ?


    http://youtu.be/Hsbg9NiMRzk
  • One for the divas...

    "First you are afraid, you are petrified
    Knowing you've got Andre Bikey right up your backside.

    Then along comes Ben Haim to take your legs away,
    You start to cry - cos you can't look him in the eye..."

    Yep, one to be finished off. Feel free to do so.
    Think it gets across what our central defence has been like so far!

    I stopped after the first two lines.
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  • edited September 2014
    shine166 said:

    Anyone seen this doing the rounds ?


    http://youtu.be/Hsbg9NiMRzk

    Not for a couple of years, no.
  • shine166 said:

    Anyone seen this doing the rounds ?


    http://youtu.be/Hsbg9NiMRzk

    Not for a couple of years, no.
    Sweet, nice to be behind on stuff... Means I've had better things to do :)
  • Alone up front, your mind is blank
    You'll need time to think to get the memories from your mind

    What did ya see can you believe that what you saw
    that night was real and not just fantasy

    Just what you saw in your dreams were they
    reflections of your warped mind staring back at you

    'Cos in your dream it's always there the evil face that twists your mind
    and brings you to despair

    The night was black was no use holding back
    'Cos You has to see who was bearing down on you
    In the mist dark figures move and twist
    Was this all for real or some kind of hell
    6 yeah 6, the number of the beast
    Hell and fire was spawned to be released

    Floodlights blazed and sacred chants were praised
    As they start to cry hands held to the sky
    In the night the lights burning bright
    The ritual has begun Big Bob's work is done
    6 yeah 6 the number of the beast

    You can't go on, best inform the law
    Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
    But I feel drawn towards big mad Andre's gaze
    He seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid his eyes
    6 yeah 6 the number of the beast
    6 yeah 6 the one for you and me

    He's coming back he will return
    He'll smash your body and make you burn
    He has the fire He has the force
    He has the power to grab the odd goal of course
  • Ha Ha like it, that'll have them running to the hills!
  • cafctom said:

    One for the divas...

    "First you are afraid, you are petrified
    Knowing you've got Andre Bikey right up your backside.

    Then along comes Ben Haim to take your legs away,
    You start to cry - cos you can't look him in the eye..."

    Yep, one to be finished off. Feel free to do so.
    Think it gets across what our central defence has been like so far!

    I stopped after the first two lines.
    Wasn't really meant in a bum bandit sort of way! But there are many many songs with dodgy first lines! Obviously this is one of them.
  • Great bit of business if Roland can pull it off. Can't see Gold and Sullivan going for it though.
  • You're spinning around,
    Andre Bikay
    We really like it when you put them away

    Orig. Kylie Minogue.
  • Carter said:

    I'm not sure how familiar we all are with the work of the girlband 'stooshii' but to the tune of their song 'black heart' so here goes

    'He's big and he's black, he plays centre back'
    'Bikey is the best we've ever had'
    'Andre bikey is a monster'

    Make up the next line

    "His coming for you, his coming for youuuuuuoooo, Andre Bikey his coming for you"

    "
  • Mash up.

    Like it
  • edited September 2014

    What do people think of "whats that coming over the hill is that a bikey, is that a bikey". To the tune of monster by the automatic? Very easy to sing and understand, and the monster just seems very fitting as we all know the guy is a beast, will get going tomorrow night and see how it goes</blockquot

    Brilliant

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  • I love it when Bikey, runs out of the tunnel, jumps in the air and does a kind of a pirohet ( I've never typed it before, so forgive me if there are any ballet fashionistas on here. :-9
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