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Song for bikey?

charltonsteve21charltonsteve21
in General Charlton
What do people think of "whats that coming over the hill is that a bikey, is that a bikey". To the tune of monster by the automatic? Very easy to sing and understand, and the monster just seems very fitting as we all know the guy is a beast, will get going tomorrow night and see how it goes
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  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    I want to see our bikey score, to the tune of I want to ride my bicycle.
  • TelMc32TelMc32
    Anything but Queen ffs...please!!
  • superclivesuperclive
    To candy girl. .. oOhhh bikey bikey. Dah dha dha daha ohhh andre bikey daha dha you are our cntre back and you got us winjing games.
  • markmc68markmc68
    But is it beeky or is it bike-y or is it beek-a ?

  • OsamaBenHamerOsamaBenHamer
    Beek-ey
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    OsamaBenHamer said:

    He'll eat you alive
    He'll eat you aliiiiive
    Andre Bikey
    He'll eat you alive

    This gets my vote, c'mon north stand pave the way tonight.
  • markmc68markmc68
    Let's have a new song with a different tune.
  • ShrewShrew
    Reasons to be fearful…Bikey
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  • cafctomcafctom
    markmc68 said:

    But is it beeky or is it bike-y or is it beek-a ?

    Bee-kay.

    He's been around for years, quite surprised how so many don't know the pronunciation of his name as it goes.
  • charltonaddickedmattcharltonaddickedmatt
    ANDRE Bikey will tear you apart again!
  • markmc68markmc68
    Pronunciation changes depending on whoever is commentating.
  • Saga LoutSaga Lout
    B.I.K.E.Y to the tune of D.I.S.C.O by Ottawan.
  • AddictedAddicted
    edited September 2014
    He's Big
    He's Dench
    He could probably fight your bench
    Bikeeey, Bikeeey

    He's hard
    He's fast
    You're gonna come off last
    Bikeeey, Bikeeey
  • JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    edited September 2014
    I can't claim to be better at coming up with songs, and I'm glad you are doing it... but I implore you all... please don't use the "scores when he wants" tune, it's f*****g lame.
  • BR7_addickBR7_addick
    These song threads make me cringe. What's wrong with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BangkokaddickBangkokaddick
    Oh Bikey, Bikey, Bikeyeyeyeyey, Bikey

    Sung to the tune of Peter Gabriel's song "Biko".
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    BR7_addick said:

    These song threads make me cringe. What's wrong with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cos when our imaginative fans get left to their own devices they come up with such classics as 'Igor Igor Igor'
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  • BR7_addickBR7_addick
    ValleyGary said:

    BR7_addick said:

    These song threads make me cringe. What's wrong with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cos when our imaginative fans get left to their own devices they come up with such classics as 'Igor Igor Igor'
    Point taken, but I never see any of the songs suggested on here actually chanted anyway, most of em come from the youngsters at the back of the covered end, who I doubt are on this forum let alone thread.
  • BeckboyBeckboy
    Use the old Obika song O-b o-b o bikey o bikey o bikey etc
  • dizzeedizzee
    He's hench,
    Big chest,
    You'll come off second best,
    Andreeeeeey,
    Bikeeeeeeey
  • TelMc32TelMc32
    You could add "...and Hen-der-son" into the end of lines 1, 2 & 4

    Wouldn't want him to feel left out of the "defence song"!! :)
  • shine166shine166
    TelMc32 said:

    You could add "...and Hen-der-son" into the end of lines 1, 2 & 4

    Wouldn't want him to feel left out of the "defence song"!! :)


    Or maybe change 'singing' to henders or Popey, when he plays
  • Addickted2UAddickted2U
    One for the divas...

    "First you are afraid, you are petrified
    Knowing you've got Andre Bikey right up your backside.
    Then along comes Ben Haim to take your legs away,
    You start to cry - cos you can't look him in the eye..."

    Yep, one to be finished off. Feel free to do so.
    Think it gets across what our central defence has been like so far!
  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    @Mortimerician‌ lol that is mint!
  • JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    Mortimerician said:

    Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

    Nice nice bikey nice nice bikey
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Bikey is back with my brand new intervention
    grabs a hold of forward tightly
    Hits like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
    Turn off the lights and he'll glow
    To the extreme tackles like a vandal
    Holds up the ball and wax a chump like a candle.

    Run, he rushes his man then boom
    I'm killing your player like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when he hits a dope midfielder
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
    If there was a problem, Yo, He'll solve it
    Check out his boot while the ball revolves

    Nice nice bikey nice nice bikey
    Nice nice bikey nice nice bikey

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the ball kicked in, and the crowd is pumpin'
    Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
    Cooking wingers like a pound of bacon
    Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I see him tackle
    Clears a corner with a souped up tempo

    I'm boring myself with this shit now...


    You're on a roll...
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