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Marvin Tattoo

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,288

    In all seriousness sending Sordell's charity a cheque for the tattoo amount makes a lot more sense.

    No it doesn't... Get the ink!

  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,857
    Marvin will now and forever more be known to me as Marvin Sore-Arse.

    Thank you GJ - the birth of a Charlton legend.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    imagine if he ended up at palace or millwall........
  • VG if it weren't a mans name on his arse I would've said what a stupid thing to say you'll do

    But you can't walk rd with a mans name on your arse
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,288

    VG if it weren't a mans name on his arse I would've said what a stupid thing to say you'll do

    But you can't walk rd with a mans name on your arse

    My pal lost a bet and had to get our other mates name tattood on his arse. My other mates name is Adam Michikakalackis; so I think he's getting off lightly with "Marvin"
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,225
    Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...
  • LeaburnForEngland
    LeaburnForEngland Posts: 2,292
    edited April 2014
    Unfortunately due to a little known recently passed internet forum law regarding tattoos and bets I'm afraid the deed is legally binding since you stated you'd have it done, so you have to have Marvin tattooed on your arse. It's the law unfortunately. Bad luck.

    INK INK INK INK INK
  • cafc-west said:

    Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...


    I'll pass on the proof of that tattoo...
  • There are some unforgiving feckas in this forum it used to be such a nice place
  • cafc-west said:

    Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...

    Sounds painful.
    Still, it could be the return of the Red Division...


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  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,057
    #marvindivision
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,415
    cafc-west said:

    Why not spread your cheeks out a bit and get it tattooed just "inside"...that way it'll be neatly hidden and everytime you have a No.2 it will remind you of Marvin's fine delivery...

    And the fact that despite the fact it can sometimes bring you happiness, it's mostly shit
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,798
    Thank god no-one placed this bet when Bent was at the club........................
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,583
    Get MS on your arse and don't tell anyone the true meaning behind it
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,604
    When did you make the tweet? Not as HT was it...
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,129
    Just after he scored the 2nd I believe
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,152
    I believe it was in answer to my comment, after he got the second I said he could go on and get a hat-trick, sorry junior.
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    He'd scored three bloody goals all season for god sake. Just didn't think it
    Would happen. Ah well.

    Think i'll get 'Sordell' on it rather than a geezers name. He might have a sister or something so Sordell would be better
  • Crazy pal absolute crazy

    Get it put on and then get it covered if you are going through with it

    Remember when it's on it's on it don't come off
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    just get " M3 "

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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174

    He'd scored three bloody goals all season for god sake. Just didn't think it
    Would happen. Ah well.

    Think i'll get 'Sordell' on it rather than a geezers name. He might have a sister or something so Sordell would be better

    *Lost for words*
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,915
    Decisions @GreenieJunior Decisions.
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033

    He'd scored three bloody goals all season for god sake. Just didn't think it
    Would happen. Ah well.

    Think i'll get 'Sordell' on it rather than a geezers name. He might have a sister or something so Sordell would be better

    Sam you're a top bloke mate hahaha
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    Part of me would want to see you go through with it. Your story would probably end up on soccer am or something and will all be a laugh.

    Once that's over, you would be stuck with some shit on your arse....that you wouldn't be able to wipe away.

    My advice is, if your seriously thinking about doing it, DONT get it done. Give yourself a pat on the back for being tempted to be a man of your word etc, but if you feel like you should do something, then donate to Sordells charity.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Too much sensibility in here...


    Go the whole hog and get a picture of him on there mate. I'll even get one of the designers at work to mock up a classy peice: shading and emotion on his face... The lot. I'll even get them to do it for free.
  • Get a Finding Nemo eye on each cheek
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,232

    He'd scored three bloody goals all season for god sake. Just didn't think it
    Would happen. Ah well.

    Think i'll get 'Sordell' on it rather than a geezers name. He might have a sister or something so Sordell would be better

    That could just be misconstrued as "Sore Derek" though. Probably not something to have on your bum!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,945
    a tattoo is for life not just for Easter.

    it's Marvin's fault he put you in this position so he should be the one having "G" and then "J" on each arse cheek.

    social media him, see if you can meet up in the same parlour, face down next to each other while you're both being inked. you can chat about his hat trick to block out the pain.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,178
    Sam, don't listen to NLA, he's just gutted he got 'Yann' on his arse in January.
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    There is a Finding Nemo link, I'm sure his dad was called Marvin in the movie, so just get a clown fish done.