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Marvin Tattoo

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  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,057
    If you can't do the time, don't do the crime
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    As I'm his dad, I hope he doesn't get it done......however......he's a grown man, if he still wants to then its up to him. As I said earlier if he wants an inked arse, then my mate will book him in! Er matron!
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    If he has a non-permanent thing (is it possible to do that?) then he will have fulfilled his declaration without long term damage.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,857

    MrOneLung said:

    What does it mean Jessie?

    It's the Chinese transcription for 'Marvin'. Actually every individual Chinese character has its own meaning. The upper character 马 actually means horse when used alone - no kidding, obviously much better than fish !!! And the lower one 文 is usually used to describe culture, intelligence, educated/civilised people, etc. So both are auspicious characters and common for Chinese names.
    Maybe he should just have "intelligent horse" tattooed on his arse instead? Kind of describes Marvin's usual performances. :-)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,075
    Get a henna tattoo junior.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,705
    Dermal implants
    Branding
    Scarification

    the world is your oyster GJ.
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,176
    Donating the cost to upbeats is a valid alternative in my eyes. Well said, who ever said it.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,405
    There is no shame being wrong. No-way would I get my arse inked if I said something in jest or not.
    Mate of mine (quite a few years back) promised to get married if Millwall made to the old 1st division. A safe bet he thought as they always had been utter crud.
    They did it and he was forced to admit he was a liar.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,915
    Is there regret the morning after the night before?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Saw this and thought of you GJ...

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  • madadd
    madadd Posts: 622
    edited April 2014
    got back from Sheffield last night and was reading match thread when I saw Greenie's comment re hat trick…after that the thread took on a whole new meaning as reading up to the 3rd goal and the anticipation of the reaction…funniest thing I have read in ages :)

    Big repsect for Greenie though being a man of his word so maybe this will soften the blow a bit, it aint great but it's relevant;

    M Massive
    A Addicks
    R Result
    V Valley
    I Is
    N No 1
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,291

    MrOneLung said:

    What does it mean Jessie?

    It's the Chinese transcription for 'Marvin'. Actually every individual Chinese character has its own meaning. The upper character 马 actually means horse when used alone - no kidding, obviously much better than fish !!! And the lower one 文 is usually used to describe culture, intelligence, educated/civilised people, etc. So both are auspicious characters and common for Chinese names.
    An intelligent horse. Is Marvin Mr Ed?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    GJ,

    massive laugh yesterday pal, but don't be an arse and feel like you have to follow it through.

    Showing your bare backside in a shop window is one thing, permenent fixtures are completely another. Save it for a promotion, not a nothing game like Chef Wendy.

    A little secret, very few people have actually gone on to eat their own hat :-)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,457
    As someone said earlier, apologies I can't find it now, but double the cost of a tattoo to the Upbeats or similar.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,178
    GJ you put it on Twitter and it got over 250 retweets.

    You've got to do it now. No going back.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,288

    Donating the cost to upbeats is a valid alternative in my eyes. Well said, who ever said it.

    Not in my eyes... TATTOOED ARSE, TATTOOED ARSE, TATTOOED ARSE, TATTOOED ARSE!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,147
    I think a henna tattoo (assuming he's not allergic) and a donation to the Upbeats of the cost of getting a proper tattoo done would be an honourable compromise. That way he's out of pocket and has a sore arse, without the permanence of a proper tattoo.
  • Don't do it none of the others would

    It was a throw a way comment
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    aliwibble said:

    I think a henna tattoo (assuming he's not allergic) and a donation to the Upbeats of the cost of getting a proper tattoo done would be an honourable compromise. That way he's out of pocket and has a sore arse, without the permanence of a proper tattoo.

    I agree with this, but an uploaded photograph is obviously also required.

  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,798
    seth plum said:

    aliwibble said:

    I think a henna tattoo (assuming he's not allergic) and a donation to the Upbeats of the cost of getting a proper tattoo done would be an honourable compromise. That way he's out of pocket and has a sore arse, without the permanence of a proper tattoo.

    I agree with this, but an uploaded photograph is obviously also required.

    Perv..........

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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    edited April 2014
    If all Charlton fans get Marvin's named tattooed on their arse then it would be seen as normal. Go greenie, you first!
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,915
    @GreenieJunior you ignoring us all ;-)
  • Does Marvin know about the dilemma he has created?
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    Tattoo or not Tattoo...that's the question.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,896
    Personally I would have booked myself I already. It's a story that he will be able to tell forever. But I can can understand why he wouldn't.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024

    @GreenieJunior you ignoring us all ;-)

    too sore to sit at the keyboard maybe.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,451
    Goodbye horse
  • Maybe spruce it up a bit, might look a little less weird...

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  • micks1950
    micks1950 Posts: 943

    It will happen. Man of my word. Spoke to the old man who knows a tattooist.
    Girlfriend is mortified

    Still it could be worse......

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/rugby-fan-cut-off-his-own-testicles-7271864.html
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    Weighing up my options.
    I like to be a man of my word and it would be a pretty funny story to tell.

    On the other had having a mans name on my arse doesn't sound like something too appealing.

    I like the option of donating to charity although I think if I was to donate it should be to Sordell's charity.