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Happy 14th March...

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  • Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls other halves to deliver.

    Amended for PC purposes...


  • getting the impression that this thread isnt as inclusive as it should be ..maybe there should also be

    a quiche and rimming day

    pork scratching and restrain me, .lock me in a cupboard day

    etc

    (ps maybe these days do exist but i dont know about them )

  • The other half is unwell and would never be able to manage steak today, so I think I'm safe this year! Lol :lol:
  • I didn't have steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.
  • It's a shame International Women's Day and Steak and Blow Job Day weren't held on the same day, as they are intrinsically linked after all. Look at that as an opportunity missed guys....
  • Just wonder how @cafcdave123 got on last night.
  • I didn't have steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.

    Your cat cat gave you a blow job?
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  • edited March 2017
    March 14th is actually Pi day.
  • Just wonder how @cafcdave123 got on last night.

    Not sure if I should be concerned or by your interest?
  • What is this day? Could someone please explain?
  • March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
  • dizzee said:

    What is this day? Could someone please explain?

    It's one month on from Valentine's day, so the girls get roses on they piano, the lads get tulips on their organ.
  • March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
    It's the day you have to let your best mate bum you (at least that's what he told me)
    ......and the next day you can bum his dog.
  • I wonder how many of you are getting steak for dinner...

    bump
  • Haha what a bump.

    Other half can have what I got a month ago... sweet FA :lol:
  • edited March 2018

    Pot noodle and a wank

    @ValleyGary you called it 4 years ago....
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  • edited March 2018
    @ElfsborgAddick ‘s wife’s least favourite day of the year....after her wedding anniversary that is.
  • March 14th is actually Pi day.

    Only in the year 1593 and only in the US.
  • Haha what a bump.

    Other half can have what I got a month ago... sweet FA :lol:

    What, you mean he gets to f... all?
  • Stephen Hawkings dies on Pi Day. :cry:
  • March 14th is actually Pi day.

    Only in the year 1593 and only in the US.
    31 April is pi day.
  • Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.
  • JohnBoyUK said:

    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.

    I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere....
  • JohnBoyUK said:

    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.

    I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere....
    I thought that as I typed it!
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