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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    SantaClaus said:

    Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls other halves to deliver.

    Amended for PC purposes...


  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902
    getting the impression that this thread isnt as inclusive as it should be ..maybe there should also be

    a quiche and rimming day

    pork scratching and restrain me, .lock me in a cupboard day

    etc

    (ps maybe these days do exist but i dont know about them )

  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Just catching up on this and have broached the subject with Mrs Sin. Quick as a flash I'm told it's 'Chicken n Licking Day' today.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    I like both well done

    Unfortunately both are rare
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    The other half is unwell and would never be able to manage steak today, so I think I'm safe this year! Lol :lol:
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I didn't have steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    It's a shame International Women's Day and Steak and Blow Job Day weren't held on the same day, as they are intrinsically linked after all. Look at that as an opportunity missed guys....
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638
    DaveMehmet said:

    I had to do my own steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Just wonder how @cafcdave123 got on last night.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    I didn't have steak for dinner last night, you can guess the rest.

    Your cat cat gave you a blow job?
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  • Red_in_SE8
    Red_in_SE8 Posts: 5,961
    edited March 2017
    March 14th is actually Pi day.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ricky_otto said:

    Just wonder how @cafcdave123 got on last night.

    Not sure if I should be concerned or by your interest?
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    What is this day? Could someone please explain?
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638
    dizzee said:

    What is this day? Could someone please explain?

    It's one month on from Valentine's day, so the girls get roses on they piano, the lads get tulips on their organ.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    stackitsteve said:

    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
    It's the day you have to let your best mate bum you (at least that's what he told me)
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,742
    DaveMehmet said:

    stackitsteve said:

    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    In the US maybe, they do their dates back to front.
    I guess for the UK 22nd of July is the best alternative.
    It's the day you have to let your best mate bum you (at least that's what he told me)
    ......and the next day you can bum his dog.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,338
    sadiejane1981 said:

    I wonder how many of you are getting steak for dinner...

    bump
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Haha what a bump.

    Other half can have what I got a month ago... sweet FA :lol:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2018
    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    @ValleyGary you called it 4 years ago....
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2018
    @ElfsborgAddick ‘s wife’s least favourite day of the year....after her wedding anniversary that is.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    Only in the year 1593 and only in the US.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Haha what a bump.

    Other half can have what I got a month ago... sweet FA :lol:

    What, you mean he gets to f... all?
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,097
    Stephen Hawkings dies on Pi Day. :cry:
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    AddicksAddict said:

    Red_in_SE8 said:

    March 14th is actually Pi day.

    Only in the year 1593 and only in the US.
    31 April is pi day.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,020
    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,742
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.

    I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere....
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,020
    SuedeAdidas said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Very disappointed to hear my wife has booked us a table at Denny's in Chislehurst tonight.

    A bloody fish restaurant.

    I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere....
    I thought that as I typed it!
  • Charlton_Stu
    Charlton_Stu Posts: 3,869
    Happy #SteakAndBlowjob day!

    Or if you're married...

    Happy #WankAndBurger day!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Charlton_Stu said:

    Happy #SteakAndBlowjob day!

    Or if you're married...

    Happy #WankAndBurger day!

    Or if you are @ElfsborgAddick - Happy Wednesday.

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