Happy 14th March...
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Nope can't have one without the other, defeats the object.MrLargo said:
He doesn't care if steak mince counts. You know that, he knows that, I know that, everyone on here knows that. He wants dinner done with as quickly as possible, so that the real point of 14 March can be dealt with. Give him a stick of asparagus and a lettuce leaf for dinner, he doesn't care, it's all about the afters.sadiejane1981 said:It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?
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Washing up?MrLargo said:
He doesn't care if steak mince counts. You know that, he knows that, I know that, everyone on here knows that. He wants dinner done with as quickly as possible, so that the real point of 14 March can be dealt with. Give him a stick of asparagus and a lettuce leaf for dinner, he doesn't care, it's all about the afters.sadiejane1981 said:It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?
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Only if you're channelling the spirit of Larry Grayson....sadiejane1981 said:It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?
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having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!19
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Doesn't bear thinking about.cafcdave123 said:having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!
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Could be worse, her teeth could be in a glass.ricky_otto said:
Doesn't bear thinking about.cafcdave123 said:having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!
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Reckon I'd play it safe call in sick and nip to the chippy instead @cafcdave123guinnessaddick said:
Could be worse, her teeth could be in a glass.ricky_otto said:
Doesn't bear thinking about.cafcdave123 said:having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!
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I mentioned this to the other half whilst she was doing a huge pile of washing up. I'm not holding my breath.0
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Apparently there's a steak and BJ with your name on it Dave, thats the problem with sharing your full name with your old man.cafcdave123 said:having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!
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I thought today was pie day.0
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Now that's living the dream.ValleyGary said:Pot noodle and a wank
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You'd better hold your breath for when she pushes your head under the washing up water in retaliation...SantaClaus said:I mentioned this to the other half whilst she was doing a huge pile of washing up. I'm not holding my breath.
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It would help if the BBC pushed this a bit harder. Did they even cover it on The One Show?4
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Really surprised that Clintons or Tescos didnt have "Happy Steak and BlowJob day" cards.
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How did the
blowjobDinner go Dave? (:1 -
Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...20
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That's really made me laugh @cafcdave123cafcdave123 said:Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...
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Genuine laugh out loud at that one.cafcdave123 said:Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...
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Don't worry mate she said I was having the last one.cafcdave123 said:having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!
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A day invented by women so the only jaw ache they get is from nagging.IA said:I thought today was pie day.
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I had steak for dinner last night, so 50% success rate (too high a win rate for Roly).1
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Grilled salmon and fuck all. Better luck next year.1
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You're not a fan of corpse and two veg?AddickUpNorth said:Seriously Addickted, they really aren't. My tastebuds don't like the taste of death.
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Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls to deliver.6
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At the same time was it?ValleyGary said:Pot noodle and a wank
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That would be one salty pot noodleman_at_milletts said:
At the same time was it?ValleyGary said:Pot noodle and a wank
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Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extrasman_at_milletts said:
At the same time was it?ValleyGary said:Pot noodle and a wank
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That is genius.SantaClaus said:Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls to deliver.
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Oh I don't know, just as long as you have a decent supply of Kleenex, it's not too bad, I'vesadiejane1981 said:
Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extrasman_at_milletts said:
At the same time was it?ValleyGary said:Pot noodle and a wank
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Bibs are easier so you dont get the noodles on your clothes and so cause any stainsNornIrishAddick said:
Oh I don't know, just as long as you have a decent supply of Kleenex, it's not too bad, I'vesadiejane1981 said:
Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extrasman_at_milletts said:
At the same time was it?ValleyGary said:Pot noodle and a wank
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