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Happy 14th March...

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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    MrLargo said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?

    He doesn't care if steak mince counts. You know that, he knows that, I know that, everyone on here knows that. He wants dinner done with as quickly as possible, so that the real point of 14 March can be dealt with. Give him a stick of asparagus and a lettuce leaf for dinner, he doesn't care, it's all about the afters.
    Nope can't have one without the other, defeats the object.
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    MrLargo said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?

    He doesn't care if steak mince counts. You know that, he knows that, I know that, everyone on here knows that. He wants dinner done with as quickly as possible, so that the real point of 14 March can be dealt with. Give him a stick of asparagus and a lettuce leaf for dinner, he doesn't care, it's all about the afters.
    Washing up?
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    sadiejane1981 said:

    It's spag Bol tonight, other half wants to know if steak mince counts?

    Only if you're channelling the spirit of Larry Grayson....
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Doesn't bear thinking about.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,681
    ricky_otto said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Doesn't bear thinking about.
    Could be worse, her teeth could be in a glass.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    guinnessaddick said:

    ricky_otto said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Doesn't bear thinking about.
    Could be worse, her teeth could be in a glass.
    Reckon I'd play it safe call in sick and nip to the chippy instead @cafcdave123
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,660
    I mentioned this to the other half whilst she was doing a huge pile of washing up. I'm not holding my breath.
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Apparently there's a steak and BJ with your name on it Dave, thats the problem with sharing your full name with your old man.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    I thought today was pie day.

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,040
    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    Now that's living the dream.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,462
    SantaClaus said:

    I mentioned this to the other half whilst she was doing a huge pile of washing up. I'm not holding my breath.

    You'd better hold your breath for when she pushes your head under the washing up water in retaliation...
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,660
    It would help if the BBC pushed this a bit harder. Did they even cover it on The One Show?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,462
    Really surprised that Clintons or Tescos didnt have "Happy Steak and BlowJob day" cards.

    They usually do for any sort of occasion.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    How did the blowjob Dinner go Dave? (:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cafcdave123 said:

    Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...

    That's really made me laugh @cafcdave123
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    cafcdave123 said:

    Thai green curry thankfully so afters was just a quick tug from the old man...

    Genuine laugh out loud at that one.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,828
    cafcdave123 said:

    having dinner at my mums tonight, I really hope it's not steak!

    Don't worry mate she said I was having the last one.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,681
    IA said:

    I thought today was pie day.

    A day invented by women so the only jaw ache they get is from nagging.

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,487
    I had steak for dinner last night, so 50% success rate (too high a win rate for Roly).
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,609
    Grilled salmon and fuck all. Better luck next year.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,806
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Seriously Addickted, they really aren't. My tastebuds don't like the taste of death.

    You're not a fan of corpse and two veg?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,660
    Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls to deliver.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,462
    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    That would be one salty pot noodle :(
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extras
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    SantaClaus said:

    Steak and blow job day should be a week before Valentine's day. There'd be more motivation for the girls to deliver.

    That is genius.
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    sadiejane1981 said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extras
    Oh I don't know, just as long as you have a decent supply of Kleenex, it's not too bad, I've found been told....
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,462
    NornIrishAddick said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Pot noodle and a wank

    At the same time was it?
    Oh dear, they're messy enough without the added extras
    Oh I don't know, just as long as you have a decent supply of Kleenex, it's not too bad, I've found been told....
    Bibs are easier so you dont get the noodles on your clothes and so cause any stains

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