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Nutty things you do when there is no one else around (non-sexual)

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Sing U2 songs
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    BIG_ROB said:

    Eat tofu

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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    BIG_ROB said:

    Sing U2 songs

    With or without you?
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    ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    driving in the car, turn the radio up full blast and sing pretending I'm doing a gig singing whatever song is on the radio
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    addick16addick16
    try and carry a serious conversation with the cat
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    RizzoRizzo
    addick16 said:

    try and carry a serious conversation with the cat

    What's nutty about that? I do it all the time. Only sensible conversation I get!

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    donnyaddickdonnyaddick
    Pretending the Pestle (from the pestle and mortar) is a microphone and becoming the world famous rock star I always dreamt of being!
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    MacronateMacronate
    look up at the upstairs windows of houses you're walking past, just in case.
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    AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    DaveMehmet said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Eat tofu


    Lol


    I have a tendency to air drum in the car, forgetting that them there windows are see-through. And talking to myself.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Bit of left arm spin.

    or generally just sit with my hands down my pants in a comfortable non sexual way.
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    Drop on my knees Peter Kaye style and slide across the floor and have a fight with the dogs, did it while pissed one night and forget I was wearing jeans. I did a handbrake turn and took out all the picture frames around the fireplace.
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    CroydonCroydon
    pettgra said:

    Shout obscenties and hurl abuse at anyone who annoys me on TV. I just hope my neighbours don't think I am talking to the missus.

    do this all the time, some pretty offensive stuff too.

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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    I air drum.
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    Red FraggleRed Fraggle
    Can't walk past one of those power saving dull lights without doing lizard impressions. An ex bf caught me at it & asked if I did that everytime I walked under the light in his hallway alone.

    When I was a smoker the heat lights outside in the smoking areas produced the same urge.
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    WSSWSS
    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed
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    MacronateMacronate
    press ups.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    I pretend I am plaaayer
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    Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    Another beatboxer here. Pretty bloody good at it now - after about 20 years of practice.

    Another slightly odd thing I do is sing along to songs, but one line ahead. God knows why I do that.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    Pull out nasal hairs. Why was I never warned of these as a kid?

    Getting a bit worried about my ear hairs now as well.
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    DraizetrainDraizetrain
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    Hahaha fantastic!



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    AddicktedAddickted
    Throwing rubbish into bins "Hand Grenade Style" and letting out a little cheer if they go in.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    I walk around like the bloke from the sthn comfort advert
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    Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    Bloody hell - I do this as well! I also walk round my flat with my eyes shut trying to walk from room to room without bumping into anything.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    I move furniture in Leroy and wss house's whilst they walk rd with their eyes closed
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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    Bloody hell - I do this as well! I also walk round my flat with my eyes shut trying to walk from room to room without bumping into anything.
    The modern equivalent to this is walking and texting...

    I blow myself a kiss in the bathroom mirror every time.

    I also say "bridge" when I get into lifts, but I don't have to be alone for that. ;-)
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    Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    edited October 2013
    nth london addick said:

    I move furniture in Leroy and wss house's whilst they walk rd with their eyes closed

    Dammit. I KNEW that sofa wasn't in the kitchen last I looked...
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Pick me nose and eat it
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    souladdicksouladdick
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    I do this when walking home pissed.

    In the car, line up a mark on the windscreen with a car in the distance and take it out with machine gun fire

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    O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    Im also guilty of beat boxing but then again I also do it with other people in the room
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    I used to do this often. Had to stop though as I walked into a very low wall and fell flat on my face. Was wearing a really decent suit at the time as well. What a prat!
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