Izale McLeod's firm were paid a lot of money for him to deliver mine. He inexplicably elbowed a kid in the face at the end of the street and then tripped over his own legs half way up the garden path.
Luckily Alan Pardew was personally overseeing the delivery and had a load of temp staff on hand to make a half arsed job of it.
Ben Hamer delivered mine but not before dropping it several times, hesitating about picking it up, thinking of leaving it for another postman and finally going red in the face and shouting at them all back in the sorting office
Ralph Milne isn't pulling his weight - He was supposed to be delivering mine, but after shouting abuse through my letterbox he trundled off up the road to the pub.
Mine was delivered by Talal El Karkouri. I watched him place it just inside the gate, take a long run up and BOOM!!! It's still up on the roof somewhere.
Dan Seaborne was due to deliver mine but he let it drop onto his foot and it went missing in my neighbour's garden So then Rob Hulse tried but he could not deliver when required
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Luckily Alan Pardew was personally overseeing the delivery and had a load of temp staff on hand to make a half arsed job of it.
Ocado delivered mine, obviously.
But not before he checks in on CL first.
Seen and heard nothing so far
2,500 Chinese Yuan
So then Rob Hulse tried but he could not deliver when required