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Chants or songs that never took off

Just finished reading Keith Peacock's book "No Substitute". One of the many anecdotes in it tells of Hermann Hreidarsson getting a nasty head wound stitched up (Vs Birmingham apparently). It reminded me of the Pre season game at Welling where for a while his name was sung to the tune of the Pink Panther theme. It never took off, neither did the chant of Mark Kinsella's name to the Macarena.
I personally think these two chants were better, and certainly more imaginative than the ones that eventually were used for these two players, anybody got any others that never took off?
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  • Anything for Chris Iwelumo.
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  • Here's to you, Johnny Robinson...
  • RedPanda said:

    Here's to you, Johnny Robinson...

    Good one, and again better than the one that did take off!

  • Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie.....Jackson, Jackson - To the theme of Batman. Would have been a classic!
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    At the Jimmy Seed
    He's not in Abba
    But he's a Swede

    Matias Svensson, Matias Svensson
    Matias Svensson, Matias Svensson.
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  • PopIcon said:

    Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie.....Jackson, Jackson - To the theme of Batman. Would have been a classic!

    This is great!!!!

  • I tried to get this going once and it never took off. People around me just laughed...

    He's fat, He's round, He cost 3 million pound
    Andy Reid, Andy Reid
    Oh, He's fat, He's round, He cost 3 million pound
    Andy Reid, Andy Reid

    If it wasn't for his belly he'd be slim
    If it wasn't for his belly he'd be slim
    If it wasn't for his belly
    wasn't for his belly
    wasn't for his belly
    He'd be slim

    Singing bring on the pasties and the pies
    Singing bring on the pasties and the pies
    Singing bring on the pasties
    bring on the pasties
    bring on the pasties and the pies

  • RedPanda said:

    Here's to you, Johnny Robinson...

    That one was sung a bit, so not a complete flop! I'm trying to remember which song was his main song, was it the 'Who's that scoring goals' one? And did all his chants call him Johnny rather than John?
    eldavide said:

    . It never took off, neither did the chant of Mark Kinsella's name to the Macarena.

    I always thought that was a brilliant chant, even if several years later we learnt that his name wasn't pronounced that way!
  • Yeah remember whos that scoring goals, particularly at away games, sadly his main chant was the bland
    Oh Johnny Johnny!
    Johnny Johnny Johnny
    Robinson!!
  • I tried to get this going once and it never took off. People around me just laughed...

    He's fat, He's round, He cost 3 million pound
    Andy Reid, Andy Reid
    Oh, He's fat, He's round, He cost 3 million pound
    Andy Reid, Andy Reid

    If it wasn't for his belly he'd be slim
    If it wasn't for his belly he'd be slim
    If it wasn't for his belly
    wasn't for his belly
    wasn't for his belly
    He'd be slim

    Singing bring on the pasties and the pies
    Singing bring on the pasties and the pies
    Singing bring on the pasties
    bring on the pasties
    bring on the pasties and the pies

    no wonder he left.
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  • cafctom said:

    Viva Rhoys Wiggins

    Was sung on Saturday....
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  • Remember singing at The Dell Come on Charlton to the tune of Garry Glitters Come on Come on.....
  • The Macarena one stopped when it was announced his name was not pronounced Kin-seller but KIns-sullar. (Sorry that comes out ok phonetically )
  • My post from a couple of years back

    "Oh, score a goal Johnny Robinson, we all love you more than you could know, oh oh oh.

    It's up you to Johnny Robinson, to put the ball in the back of the net, you haven't yet...



    Unless this was also used for Martin in the 70s, I'm pretty sure I made this up and sang it first at Barnsley away, the game before we returned to The Valley? The second verse wasn't really sung though which is not surprising."

    People still remember it, great!
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    Lets cheer Charlton hip hooray
    Lets cheer Charlton all the way
    They'll beat them all
    Playing he best football
    Hey!

    It understandably died a death.
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