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    CatAddickCatAddick
    "Have you got any oranges?"
    - Eve
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    MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    "We're not as Massive as Sheffield United"-
    Llera.
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    E_cafcE_cafc
    " No, we have changed our mind. As we have abolished boom and bust and saved the world we won`t be selling all of our gold at rock bottom prices"

    Gordon Prudence Brown
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    cafcfancafcfan
    Yes dear, I know you were driving but don't worry, I'll take the points.

    Chris Huhne
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    cafctomcafctom
    "I have enough money to be getting on with, and I really want to play in Europe"

    Peter Odemwingie
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    cafcfancafcfan
    I know it says 100% beef, but I don't see why we should test it, no one will notice anyway.

    *Insert the name of your favourite supermarket CEO here.
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    Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    "Edwina! How nice of you to join us for dinner, you remember my wife Norma don't you?"

    John Major
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    Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    "Gerry, Martin, please let me buy you both a pint of Guinness."

    Norman Tebbit
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    Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    "Can I get that Celtic shirt in XXXL, please?

    Rev. Ian Paisley
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    Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    "Are you sure you're sixteen love?"

    Jimmy Savile
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    MacronateMacronate
    "I could not give a flying f*** about our whingeing customers, we have made a proft of over £600 million pounds and that is all that matters".

    B Gas MD
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    P_AirP_Air
    "Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report an intruder in my house".

    Oscar Pistorius.
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    SniffybadgerSniffybadger
    "I don't have any money for the bus but I'll get up extra early and walk the 25 miles to make the interview Saturday, it's only Burnley after all...."

    N.Prior
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    DraizetrainDraizetrain
    "Leave the motor Tom you dozy sod, you're out of ya noodle!"

    Jade Dernbach/Rory Hamilton-Brown
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