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LenGloverLenGlover
edited February 2013 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Colin Powell:

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Mrs Abraham Lincoln. "No love. let's stay in, I've heard the play's boring"
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Pistorious's bird - "Do I need a shit? No, think I'll bake it for now"
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    ' I told them I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed at me'.
    'They're not laughing now'

    Bob Monkhouse
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    sam3110sam3110
    edited February 2013
    "Oi Reeva, cushion the fall of that timber next time love!"
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Nicky Bailey - "Mmm, I'll keep this one nice and low"
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    "A sly little kick of that lump Halford, who's going to notice?"

    Kermorgant
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    "I'm sure an open top car in Dallas will be fine, Mr President"
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    RizzoRizzo
    "I'll make them regret not letting me go to Villa!"

    D Stephens
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited February 2013
    "No, Judas is all right Peter, why shouldn't I trust him?"
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    RizzoRizzo
    "Do you think anyone will believe it if I say Iraq has WMDs? Fuck it, worth a punt!"

    T Blair
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    " Careful, you'll have someones eye with that"

    King Harold
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    cafctomcafctom
    DaveMehmet said:

    Pistorious's bird - "Do I need a shit? No, think I'll bake it for now"

    LOL
    ValleyGary said:

    " Careful, you'll have someones eye with that"

    King Harold/Bloke next to the lad with the flare

    Amended it for you.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    'We're the red and blue army'

    Red Division
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    Rod Hull - "No, we don't need a sky dish, I'll sort it"
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    Ben Hamer:

    "Paddy could I have a quiet word"
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    Billy Goat Gruff:

    "Ignore him, he's just a troll"

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    Dave Mehmet - "I didn't even see the woman you are referring to, let alone the size of her breasts".
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    DaveStorry.......My VG number starts with a 3... how many times do I have to say it.
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    masicatmasicat
    Learn to spell, auto correct isn't always write....

    Me
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    Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
    Henry Irving:

    "I'm going to let that one go."
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    Bill Clinton:

    Damn right I had sexual relations with her. Blew my beans all over that dress she kept!
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    fossdeneboyfossdeneboy
    I am comeing back to Portsmouth my financial advice will be most welcome,

    Peter storey.
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    carly burncarly burn
    edited February 2013
    "You done yet? I'm off for a shit. There's 10 cans of white lightning in the fridge.Off you pop!"

    Bird of Golfie.
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    "Right, that's enough of this shit, let's have a proper rock band on who can play and write their own tunes."

    Simon Cowell
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    The_OrganiserThe_Organiser
    "No problem Richard, these things happen in business"

    Paul Elliot.
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    No its ok Alan, we have found our ideal candidate.....

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    "We haven't got a clue what we are doing....but the salary is very good and our job is safe for 5 years no matter what"

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    "I've made a mockery of club football by having a Champions League medal and I won't cause any other clubs fans the hurt of watching how crud I am, I announce my retirement from professional football"

    Djimi Traore 2006
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