I've already started standing in front of a mirror practising saying, 'Don't touch my flask. You don't want to see what happens if you touch my flask.' I'm also getting some cards printed up to leave on my victims - 'You have been singled out and bovrilled by the Upper West Stand Mob'
I fear for my life as I feel I will be personally target, mainly because I've been shagging all there mothers. And I heard there top boys hate having their birds nicked
I'm going to get up early and travel to Woolwich from Maze and walk to the ground just to avoid the nasty men coming in on the train from London Bridge.
They'll all be coming from Eltham and Mottingham looking for some coat tails to hang on to.
I've already started standing in front of a mirror practising saying, 'Don't touch my flask. You don't want to see what happens if you touch my flask.' I'm also getting some cards printed up to leave on my victims - 'You have been singled out and bovrilled by the Upper West Stand Mob'
Uboat - bit risky being in either if the Upper Stands. You are bound to be thrown over the edge by the Nutty Turnout. They've had enough and we are getting the West Ham QPR treatment.
I've already started standing in front of a mirror practising saying, 'Don't touch my flask. You don't want to see what happens if you touch my flask.' I'm also getting some cards printed up to leave on my victims - 'You have been singled out and bovrilled by the Upper West Stand Mob'
i'm already stacking up on supplies for the end of the world according to north stand banter . them scary millwall people who did nothing in December are coming to break some seats and say swear words.
i do like to read north stand banter. it's like a genius comedy writer has written a script for a football hooligan spoof film set in the 80's. cracks me up. "should of glassed him" "they need a good slap" " they think we're weak".
it's like they think they matter. just a little club with little man syndrome and i hope we fucking spank them on their big day out.
I've already started standing in front of a mirror practising saying, 'Don't touch my flask. You don't want to see what happens if you touch my flask.' I'm also getting some cards printed up to leave on my victims - 'You have been singled out and bovrilled by the Upper West Stand Mob'
I'm gonna hide under my blanket and ambush them with a cucumber sandwich
It's games like this make me glad I can excuse myself due to the distance. Any nearer and I can't swear I wouldn't poop myself. Stay alert comrades, it's a jungle out there.
It's games like this make me glad I can excuse myself due to the distance. Any nearer and I can't swear I wouldn't poop myself. Stay alert comrades, it's a jungle out there.
@metpoliceuk Police release images of people they want to speak to in connection with disorder during Millwall FC v Charlton Athletic FC football match
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I'll use a knife in Manzes then call it on with an afro carribean hairdressers.
I'm also getting some cards printed up to leave on my victims - 'You have been singled out and bovrilled by the Upper West Stand Mob'
Booze smuggling is the way forward
Is the con opening up earlier to compensate for the early kick off?
West Hami do like to read north stand banter. it's like a genius comedy writer has written a script for a football hooligan spoof film set in the 80's. cracks me up. "should of glassed him" "they need a good slap" " they think we're weak".
it's like they think they matter. just a little club with little man syndrome and i hope we fucking spank them on their big day out.
#shattingmypantsalready.com
On the plus side I am really looking forward to this game.
Police release images of people they want to speak to in connection with disorder during Millwall FC v Charlton Athletic FC football match
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