Death Proof. Started well but 4 hours later when nothing's really happened you get some inexplicable kung fu nonsense and that's it. Thanks Tarantino. That's the only film I've ever thought, well I'm not getting that time back again.
Easy one this, first hour of Twilight on TV, while I did my best to ignore it and play Football Manager. Nothing happened. At all. There was a girl at a school and she spent an hour deciding there was something strange about the boy at school (when he was obviously a vampire).
Then they ran around in the words and he shouted at her that he was a vampire.
Then I made the Mrs switch it off.
did you get to the baseball bit? they can only play it when there is a thuderstorm because of how much noise they make when they hit the ball. only action in the whole film.
Shoot 'em up - Absolute gash. Clive Owen stabbing someone with a carrot then muttering 'you should eat your vegetables'. The ONLY good thing was Monica Bullushi, and she got them out.
The film required a lot of understanding. However, since I had read the book and seen the BBC series I knew what was going on. For me, it was excellent.
Too many to mention but up there at the top is Freddy Got Fingered. Heard it was horrible and still sat through it on DVD because I was watching with a friend. Scarred for a few days as I couldn't work out who was dumber, the people that made it or me for watching it. And I usually have an open mind about films I have read about before I see them. Pineapple Express was not a barrel of laughs either.
Dune. Was invited to a premiere by the insurers. All the cast and crew were there so it would have been rude to walk out. Long film as well. Absolutely dreadful
'Jack Reacher' - Worst Film and worst bit of miscasting ever goes to Tom Cruise as the main character. Shame 'cos I love the Lee Child series of books.
'Jack Reacher' - Worst Film and worst bit of miscasting ever goes to Tom Cruise as the main character. Shame 'cos I love the Lee Child series of books.
I've not read them but isn't the main character meant to be six and a half feet tall or something? I don't think even Daniel Day Lewis could Method Act himself into growing twelve inches taller...
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No wait, Mamma Mia...
Shoot 'em up - Absolute gash. Clive Owen stabbing someone with a carrot then muttering 'you should eat your vegetables'. The ONLY good thing was Monica Bullushi, and she got them out.
why did i watch that fecking sad bstd film
Manly tears were shed.
Phonebooth
Both utter garbage.