Fifty shades of shite

guinnessaddick

Should be re titled "50 shades of red" for B.

eaststandmike

I came across this thread when I was flicking through the site. Imagine my surprise when........

Dirty bastard........dont lick your fingers :-)

AFKABartram

Curb It, meet Stuwall.

Stuwall, meet Curb It

:-)

eaststandmike

Yeah you're right Mike , it just needs people to stop posting on it taking it to the top of the page

Oh is that what it is, I won't do it then

ValleyGary

Could this be made a 'sticky'.

it will if she dont wash it

Gravesend_Addick

Catching up on the last few posts of this thread has brightened up my day!!

JT

Could this be made a 'sticky'.

Shows how much you know about a woman if you think her fingers get sticky whilst reading a bit of soft porn

Plaaayer

She was using a Kindle whilst eating a Cadburys cream egg.

Curb_It

You dont need page 2 large.

Ahem. i think ill go out for a little wander - in the rain. Cool down a bit.

guinnessaddick

Ahem. i think ill go out for a little wander - in the rain. Cool down a bit.

Soft porn getting too much for you?

JT

Try and keep your fingers dry.

Curb_It

I actually now have very sweaty palms.

guinnessaddick

I actually now have very sweaty palms.

You're gripping it too hard.

Greenie

I actually now have very sweaty palms.

Mwaaaaaaahhhhh!

eaststandmike

I actually now have very sweaty palms.

You're gripping it too hard.

Are you with her then Guinness??

guinnessaddick

I actually now have very sweaty palms.

You're gripping it too hard.

Are you with her then Guinness??

No, if she wants a pint of the creamy stuff, she goes to her local Tavern.

LoOkOuT

This could get messy

ThreadKiller

Amazon Mothers Day

Dazzler21

Lmao just read the thread it's made me laugh out loud... Embarassing

Stu_of_Kunming

I still think the bit where you said you've read the book was funnier.