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Our Railway System Is Not Fit For Purpose

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  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Shall I mention the EU dimension?
    Erotic Underwear dimension?
    Tell us more Len

    LOL
  • mistrollinginmistrollingin
    Feel for you mate. I'll keep an eye on Oxleas Woods and the Water Tower while you're away.

    I blame it all on that bloody Beeching bloke!
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    I have water and sitting near loo. No food though. The buffet car is miles away and the train is absolutely packed to rafters so that's a no go.
  • Off_itOff_it
    SHG, sorry to do this to you, but have just looked it up and it seems you might have to be getting a bus from Stevenage to Peterborough. :o(

    http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/service_disruptions/sa5762aa37ce4df2b618a765b13e7cf3/details.html
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Oh bollocks.
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Just back into Stevenage station. Hope you are wrong Offy.
  • Off_itOff_it
    I do too for your sake - but it's rare.
    ;o)
  • cblockcblock
    train spotter alert:-]
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    We went into Stevenage. Went out about a mile and have now gone back. I am very despondent.
  • bloodnutbloodnut
    edited April 2012
    thanks for keeping us updated shooters, all the best for the rest of your journey, take care and if you get really hungry then the body can digest toilet paper quite easily you know so you can at least chow down on that washing it down with your nice bottle of water!

    keep smiling and stay classy ;~)
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  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Stevenage is just a bad memory now. On my way ......yeeha !
  • bloodnutbloodnut
    ride'em cowboy!
  • Crusty54Crusty54
    so much better since Thatcher decided to privatise the system...
    East Coast Trains is actually being run by a government firm at the moment
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Just announced that the ETA for Leeds is now 22:30 that's nine Frickiing hours on this shite train. The flight time from London Airports to Vancouver on the pacific coast of Canada is nine hours.
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    I would suggest they hold the next conference in Vancouver then mate! Hope the hotel bar is still open when you get there.
  • Off_itOff_it
    Just announced that the ETA for Leeds is now 22:30 that's nine Frickiing hours on this shite train. The flight time from London Airports to Vancouver on the pacific coast of Canada is nine hours.
    Are they dishing out free light ale?
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    I would suggest they hold the next conference in Vancouver then mate! Hope the hotel bar is still open when you get there.
    I hope the bars open too Algarve. Hotel only 100 metres from station which is good.

  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Are they f*ck !
  • Off_itOff_it
    You should threaten a dirty protest unless they give you a crate of Nelson, gratis.
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    I'm past caring now. Couple of pints in the Queens Hotel will do.
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  • Off_itOff_it
    Don't know how to break this to you SHG - and am not even sure if I should, given your clearly fragile straight - but I just looked up the Queens Hotel Leeds and I see that it's currently on fire!

  • Off_itOff_it
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  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Don't know how to break this to you SHG - and am not even sure if I should, given your clearly fragile straight - but I just looked up the Queens Hotel Leeds and I see that it's currently on fire!

    Lol quality :0)

  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    I would suggest they hold the next conference in Vancouver then mate! Hope the hotel bar is still open when you get there.
    I hope the bars open too Algarve. Hotel only 100 metres from station which is good.

    On current form it will probably take you twenty minutes to do that 100m then... :-)
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    I need a poo :o(
  • Off_itOff_it
    I need a poo :o(
    Dirty protest - you know it makes sense.
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    I need a poo :o(
    Dirty protest - you know it makes sense.
    One hour to go. Last time I was this nervous was before the Carlisle game !

  • TellyTubbyTellyTubby
    Just picked up on this thread. Passing it on around Devon. Not a lot else to do here. Making us laugh though. Says something about rural humour I s'pose.

    Thanks for the entertainment and SHG, don't let us know if the turtle head is in view. BTW don't flush at a station unless you want all on the platform to see.

    We do feel your pain SHG. Honest.
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    edited April 2012
    Just picked up on this thread. Passing it on around Devon. Not a lot else to do here. Making us laugh though. Says something about rural humour I s'pose.

    Thanks for the entertainment and SHG, don't let us know if the turtle head is in view. BTW don't flush at a station unless you want all on the platform to see.

    We do feel your pain SHG. Honest.
    Can never "go" on a train or a plane. Must be my catholic upbringing. 45 mins to go and the ninja is still secure but I hope the hotel checkin is swift.

  • Off_itOff_it
    Better out than in.
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