Caption Competition - The Gaffer and Powelly

AFKABartram

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AFKABartram

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stonemuse

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aliwibble

'It says right here on my rider that I only drink wine made from grapes pressed on the thighs of virgins. And you bring me orange juice?'

AFKA: "Do you know how hard it is to find any virgins round here? Unless... does it matter if they're male?"


(have a feeling I'm going to get in trouble for this one...)

WSS

AFKA: Have you seen my magic watch?

ValleyGary

afka 'dont look..dont loooook..she's right behind us, pretend your writing or something...so, would ya?'

Plaaayer

Powell: All I said was I thought Danny Greens house was a bit small and I wonder what he did with all his money, how do I know what kind of fridge he was?

thai malaysia addick

"So, given the huge profit you make from Charlton Life, I assume I can book you one of the seats on the flight for the Carlisle game"

Its_Hamer_Time

CP: £7 for how many pages of photos?

guinnessaddick

So AFKA, if you use trap 1, it will be smoke free.

cafcfan

Of course I can't read what it says, I went to the same comprehensive as Harry Redknapp.

LenGlover

You gave Hamer how many?

thai malaysia addick

When I said I wanted all the names of the people who made negative comments on the "Sorry Chris I have to disagree" thread, I meant that I wanted all the names not just some of them. Now go away and give me the complete list.

Chirpy Red

"Look Danny, us in the dug-out want to join in too. So have I got it right now? 'Your sister is your Mother......?' "

Clem_Snide

CP: No I cant ask Kevin Cash to pay for your new roof and the players are not interested in buying you a TV.

Chunes

"Sorry Dan but that's really not a full press-up."

lo fi

SCP - i agree that "Chrissy Powell, Chrissy Powell, Chrissy Powell" is so lame as a chant. But i do like this suggestion of "I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing (chrissy powell yeah)". Then all of your CL members can have sex wees and legitimate man love.

Clem_Snide

CP: it clearly says no member of Charlton Life allowed within 500 yards of me and my staff. Now f**k off before I call the police.

Uboat

'So I've got the 1895 map here and you can clearly see that Charlton is in Kent'

Clem_Snide

CP: Masicat hit who?!? Noted. No more swearing in the second half.

Macronate

CP: "I don't care if you can move those beer mats by breaking wind, I'm still not sponsoring you"

eaststandmike

CP: "I don't care if you can move those beer mats by breaking wind, I'm still not sponsoring you"

Ha, ha, quality

Oggy Red

SCP:
"Hey, Danny ..... you're even tubbier than Peter Garland."

AFKABartram

CP: So Gary got the boys, Tulisa the girls, and Louis the over 25. Somehow out of this list of shite we've got to select 4 groups.....

Curb_It

"Sorry Dan but that's really not a full press-up."

This is my favourite so far.

Oggy Red

SCP:

"These player ratings are nonsense. You can't give Waggy only a 3".

Its_Hamer_Time

SCP: No I will not look into your eyes..... this is getting awkward now....

Macronate

Lady behind:"Can someone plug in the bloke in the pink top, his lead's come loose again"

Addicted

SCP: "I dont care who you are Mr Redknapp, I dont want a bank account in Monaco"

Greenie

Powell 'Boy, take this urine sample to this address', 'and don't drink it on the way!'