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Caption Competition - The Gaffer and Powelly

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  • Bromley Addicks send in enforcer to ensure everyone pays their membership fee.
  • Powell to AFKA

    "Is that bulge in your pocket a phone or does this man love for me really exist?"
  • Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
  • CP - Look I even printed it off your website, white trainers on a man your age is a no no.
  • So you want me to cross off Ade Edmonson from player of the year dinner?
  • CP: "Right, that's sorted then. You & Henry take out the security guards after Scotty Wagstaff has distracted them by falling over and crying to anyone who'll listen,little chris can sneak in through the air vents".

    AFKA: "What about Lookout?"

    CP: *sigh*
  • some of these answers have me in tears ... superb ... keep it going
  • Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
    You've got that joke the wrong way around.
  • Is this where you want me to write "sorry"
  • edited March 2012
    Powelly.. "no need to stand up mate... oh sorry..."
    You've got that joke the wrong way around.
    Nah, it's fine assuming the ending is 'oh sorry you are standing up'..............wonder how close I am getting to a red card?
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  • CP "He's a mysteron, he's a mysteron, he's not"

  • CP: You've got Goonerhater down on your list as 'right wing - one trick pony'. But what about his impressive vegetable growing ?
  • CP: Look at this picture of the bird from countdown.... I definitely would!
  • CP "He's a mysteron, he's a mysteron, he's not"

    My name was there then Henry, been telling you that for ages but no one believes me.
  • CP: Carol Vordaman, yes, Jane McDonald, hell yes, Cheryl Baker, possibly, Sonia from Eastenders, you've got to be kidding me !
  • CP to AFKA

    "If you ring this number my tailor will sort out those cuffs and trouser bottoms for you"
  • 17th April - Pairs quiz - TO BE CONFIRMED

    16th May - Richard Murray
  • AFKA "So these are the cumulative scores from our match by match player ratings. I wondered what you thought of them?"

    CP "You need to get out more"
  • "Okay, Sir Chris ..... you just pick a username, and I'll sort the rest"
  • 'It says right here on my rider that I only drink wine made from grapes pressed on the thighs of virgins. And you bring me orange juice?'
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  • SCP: 'Bloody hell Dan, look what that bloke Ackworth's said about me here!''
  • Look, I'm sorry Chris but how was I supposed to know you were Kane87?
  • Best. Thread. Ever.
  • CP: Look here, I've looked up the term 'man love'... and I'm a bit worried!
  • CP: Do you know that you have a black Velcro ball stuck to your back, young man?
  • CP: "I knew it was on here somewhere, let's do Father & Son by Boyzone, I love that record".
  • CP - I have quite clearly stated that any thread with these topics should be sunk.
  • " Danny ... Danny ..... ahhh here's one ... Hollands ... mmm ahh ... another ... Green .... are you sure I signed you as well?"
  • 'hang on, hang on a minute I've counted 18 blokes doing a sex wee over me... What kind if weird site are you running here!'
  • See it says here - 50 quid on us winning the league.
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