when he plays for charlton, he runs and runs and runs i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough he wins every header, he scores goals for fun i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough, we slip and slide as we fall in love, and i just cant seem to get enough of do do do dododo do do dodododo YANN KERMORGANT do do dododododo
Oh Kermorgant He plays up front Oh Kermorgant He plays up front He's got a name like a muppet Oh Kermorgant He plays up front
This could definitely work.
FFS do you really want to sing a song with "He's got a name like a muppet" in about one of our players ???? ..........in any case his name isn't kermit so why would you even think of singing it ?
We need to hire the goons who write all the songs then go round the boozers at old trafford with song sheets to let everyone know the words We have some good attempts above but we're all keen here it's just the rest of the ground haven't got the personality to sing half of these I think the simplest and best one so far that would stand a chance is
As i posted on another thread
Big Yann Kermogant tra la la la
to the chris bart williams chant tune - Boney M I think
I believe there's a Liverpool fan who writes songs & then gets everyone singing/practicing them in the pub beforehand. I've seen it on the telly. Definitely happens, but not sure if it was Liverpool or not.
look at Can the Can by suzi quatro (vorsprung durch technik) .. Yann the Man etc.. but it needs working on, specially as Suzi's enthusiastic songs all sound pretty much the same .. pity he's not called Devilgate Drive
The Randy Hunt is a goodie because it's unusual but easy to sing however I would leave out "to me" so the 3rd line should run "He said he's seen a French pele" fits in much better imo.
While we're talking of songs for players somebody suggested a while back: Oh Danny Hollands etc etc I'd let you shag my wife I want triperletts (triplets) too , we used to sing it for bailey, lets get on it for Danny
Right, i'm assuming my little gem above is the winner then and cannot be bettered. Who do i need to get the lyrics to and will the drummer mind if his set is interrupted?
Kermorgant Kermorgant his first name is not Ken Kermorgant Kermorgant he fookin hates The Den Scores lots of goals Fills lots of holes Kermorgant..Kermorgant..Kermorgant
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'Kermor-gant' 'Kermor-grant' to the tune of 'Come on you reds'
Simples.
Kermorgant woooooooah
He scores like its for fun,
He hates the "sheffield" scum
could insert other clubs
Yann, Yann, Yannnn, Ker-mor-gant. Repeat.
Oooohhhaahhh, Kermorgant
Oooohhhaahhh, Kermorgant
March onnnn, March onnnnn
For you are our saviour
(has to be the bit in the anthem that starts with Aux armes, citoyens)
allez le yann, allez le yann and so on...
if he can't do it
no one *pause* will
He plays up front
Thinks Millwall are scum
and the Palace are c**ts.
Kermorgant wooaaah
He comes from Brittany
When he scores we do a sex wee
We have some good attempts above but we're all keen here it's just the rest of the ground haven't got the personality to sing half of these
I think the simplest and best one so far that would stand a chance is
Someone should start this in The Lib.
so the 3rd line should run "He said he's seen a French pele" fits in much better imo.
While we're talking of songs for players somebody suggested a while back:
Oh Danny Hollands etc etc I'd let you shag my wife I want triperletts (triplets) too , we used to sing it for bailey, lets get on it for Danny
Yann
HUHHH
What did he sign for
Absolutely nothing
(Say it again)
And repeat
Get some loud "HUHH" going on and the drummer banging the beat - this could and would be awesome
He's French
He'd keep Messi on the bench
Kermongant, Kermogant
E's up for a ruck,
leaps like a salmon
and he'll f*ck you up
We got Kermo on a free
His name is Yann,
He is the man
And he aint a twat like Thierry Henry.
Kermorgant Kermorgant he fookin hates The Den
Scores lots of goals
Fills lots of holes
Kermorgant..Kermorgant..Kermorgant
To the tune of Robin Hood