he has been one of the first names on the teamsheet for me over last few months, his workrate is unreal and hes so committed to the cause, we need a song to show our appreciation... or have we already got one i havent heard?
dont cry for us leicester city the truth is you never loved him weve got big yann here down at the charlton except we all love him hell get us promotion
dont cry for us leicester city the truth is you never loved him weve found yann the best home down at the charlton this time if he chips it hell get us promotion
dont cry for us leicester city the truth is you never loved him weve got big yann here down at the charlton except we all love him hell get us promotion
Burt Bacharach .. Cole Porter .. Tim Rice ... eat yer hearts out !!!
It's hard when the player has an unusual name. Plenty of songs around Kermit though.
Kermit, Kermit the Frog Everyone knows his name.....
However: Yellow Submarine:.
We all live in a world of Kermogants A world or Kermogants.......
Number 1 is Kermogant Number 2 is Kermogant Number 3 is Kermogant
Etc
It doesn't quite reach the heights of Georgie Best but we are where we are.
Alternatively,
Oh Kermogant Oh Kermogant Is really French Is really French Oh Kermogant is really French He loves the wine, snails and Charlton Oh Kermogant is really French
Yann, we're always dancing - to the tune of 'John, I'm only dancing' - Bowie
Yannie is good - 'Johnny Be Goode' - Chuck Berry (1st section shortened, from actual song)
Way down in SE7, at the field of dreams From high up in the North Stand to the Jimmy Seed There stands a mighty Frenchman from a town named Vannes (I'm guessing, pronounced Van) Our number 36 & his name is Yann - or - Our number 36 name of Ker-mor-gant (silent T)
Go, go Go Yannie Go Go Go, Yannie Go Go Yannie is good - or - Yann Kermorgant
Or the cheesiest, most awful one, to the melody of 'I Believe I can Fly':
Yann Kermorgant can fly Yann Kermorgant can touch the sky Think about him every night & day Yann Kermorgant puts the goals away repeat
Sorry! (Coat already thrown into the street, & bouncers 'assisting me' out, not too far behind it) :-D
We've tried before but it seems to be impossible to come up with a decent lookalike or unique song for him. Is anybody on speaking terms with Elton John ?....
Few lads behind me were singing this one at Fulham, have to say it is the best attempt at a new song I have heard for a while & would sound brilliant if everyone else knew the words!
To the tune of the 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's no. 9' chant the Liverpool fans used to sing (I'll see if i can find a video!):
"He's French and he can use his head, Big Yann, Big Yann, And now he plays in Charlton red, Big Yann, Big Yann, He'll score a goal, or two, or three, Just don't let him take penalties, Yann Kermorgant, Charlton's 35.
Few lads behind me were singing this one at Fulham, have to say it is the best attempt at a new song I have heard for a while & would sound brilliant if everyone else knew the words!
To the tune of the 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's no. 9' chant the Liverpool fans used to sing (I'll see if i can find a video!):
"He's French and he can use his head, Big Yann, Big Yann, And now he plays in Charlton red, Big Yann, Big Yann, He'll score a goal, or two, or three, Just don't let him take penalties, Yann Kermorgant, Charlton's 35.
Few lads behind me were singing this one at Fulham, have to say it is the best attempt at a new song I have heard for a while & would sound brilliant if everyone else knew the words!
To the tune of the 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's no. 9' chant the Liverpool fans used to sing (I'll see if i can find a video!):
"He's French and he can use his head, Big Yann, Big Yann, And now he plays in Charlton red, Big Yann, Big Yann, He'll score a goal, or two, or three, Just don't let him take penalties, Yann Kermorgant, Charlton's 35.
Na na na na na na na na na na........ etc"
Would be good if he was No. 35
Haha I hadn't even noticed!
Well if he gets the no. 9 next season it will sound even better
Comments
He don't drive a van
Oh Yann is the man
I'll get my coat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FvoOoGJw5Wk
the truth is you never loved him
weve got big yann here
down at the charlton
except we all love him
hell get us promotion
dont cry for us leicester city
the truth is you never loved him
weve found yann the best home
down at the charlton
this time if he chips it
hell get us promotion
Kermit, Kermit the Frog
Everyone knows his name.....
However: Yellow Submarine:.
We all live in a world of Kermogants
A world or Kermogants.......
Number 1 is Kermogant
Number 2 is Kermogant
Number 3 is Kermogant
Etc
It doesn't quite reach the heights of Georgie Best but we are where we are.
Alternatively,
Oh Kermogant
Oh Kermogant
Is really French
Is really French
Oh Kermogant is really French
He loves the wine, snails and Charlton
Oh Kermogant is really French
It's easy really chaps.
Na na na na na na na na Yann Kermogant
Kermogant, Yann Kermogant
Repeat
brad pritchard, pritchard
hes better than frank lampard
or even steve gerrard
brad pritchard, pritchard
Don't let him take a penalty........
...Kermogant
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Kermorgantttt, Kermorganttttt
Repeat
He plays up front
Oh Kermorgant
He plays up front
He's got a name like a muppet
Oh Kermorgant
He plays up front
Yann, we're always dancing - to the tune of 'John, I'm only dancing' - Bowie
Yannie is good - 'Johnny Be Goode' - Chuck Berry (1st section shortened, from actual song)
Way down in SE7, at the field of dreams
From high up in the North Stand to the Jimmy Seed
There stands a mighty Frenchman from a town named Vannes (I'm guessing, pronounced Van)
Our number 36 & his name is Yann - or - Our number 36 name of Ker-mor-gant (silent T)
Go, go
Go Yannie Go Go
Go, Yannie Go Go
Yannie is good - or - Yann Kermorgant
Or the cheesiest, most awful one, to the melody of 'I Believe I can Fly':
Yann Kermorgant can fly
Yann Kermorgant can touch the sky
Think about him every night & day
Yann Kermorgant puts the goals away
repeat
Sorry!
(Coat already thrown into the street, & bouncers 'assisting me' out, not too far behind it) :-D
Hes Yann
He is the fcukin man
Kermorgant.....Kermorgant....
He's our star Yann, Leicester said goodbye
Now he plays for Charlton
And we think he'll blow your mind!
He's our star Yann, on who we can rely
He came down to the valley
And now we're flying high
He told me:
Let the frenchman use it!
Let CAFC cruise it!
Let all the addicks boogie!
To the tune of the 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's no. 9' chant the Liverpool fans used to sing (I'll see if i can find a video!):
"He's French and he can use his head, Big Yann, Big Yann,
And now he plays in Charlton red, Big Yann, Big Yann,
He'll score a goal, or two, or three,
Just don't let him take penalties,
Yann Kermorgant, Charlton's 35.
Na na na na na na na na na na........ etc"
Well if he gets the no. 9 next season it will sound even better
he's big
he's Yann
i'd let him shag my nan
Kermongant, Kermongant