Kermit Song

kodfish

He's here
He's there
He's every f#€king where
Kermorgant, Kermorgant

johnnybev1987

What the hell does Hench mean?

Big and Muscley

nolly

how gay to call another man hench lol

nolly

saying that his thighs are to die for

Off_it

how gay to call another man hench lol

Just jealous that nobody has ever called you it, eh nolly?

CAFCsayer

I saw don't you know, you say you don't know, I say (duh duh duh) KER-MO-GANT der der der da der der der...

(to the tune of take me out by Franz Ferdinand)

This would actually work...

CAFCsayer

I say don't you know, you say you don't know, I say (duh duh duh) KER-MO-GANT der der der da der der der...

(to the tune of take me out by Franz Ferdinand)

This would actually work...

nolly

told i look like a Tench

cafc_se7

I say don't you know, you say you don't know, I say (duh duh duh) KER-MO-GANT der der der da der der der...

(to the tune of take me out by Franz Ferdinand)

This would actually work...

This.....is absolute quality this has to be done!Absolute winner!

redfox

anyone remember spurs used to a sing a  song for steve archibald  back in the 80's to the tune of an old british airways advert  think we could revive it for our boy.

"We'll take more care of you

   Kermagent  Kermagent.

Bedsaddick

anyone remember spurs used to a sing a  song for steve archibald  back in the 80's to the tune of an old british airways advert  think we could revive it for our boy.

"We'll take more care of you

   Kermagent  Kermagent.

" he's just a Scottish Jew " Archibald , Archibald",

Not sure you could get away with that nowadays!

OhEddieYouds

How about the Kum ba ya style song Spurs used to sing for Steven Carr...

Kermogant my lord, Kermogant
Kermogant my lord, Kermogant
Kermogant my lord, Kermogant
Oh lord Kermogant

dizzee

How about the Kum ba ya style song Spurs used to sing for Steven Carr... Kermogant my lord, Kermogant Kermogant my lord, Kermogant Kermogant my lord, Kermogant Oh lord Kermogant

This is good, if sang slowly

Addickted4life

I saw don't you know, you say you don't know, I say (duh duh duh) KER-MO-GANT der der der da der der der...

(to the tune of take me out by Franz Ferdinand)

Gets my vote.

Cafctekkers

just got this from Charlton athletic Facebook page 

when you play for charlton, you run and run and run
i just can't get enough, i just cant get enough
you win every header, you score goals for fun
i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough
we slip and slide as we fall in love, and i just cant seem to get enough of...
du du du du du yann kermongant

"Just Can't Get Enough" - Depeche Mode

MuttleyCAFC

Just Kermogant get enough would work better I think

Bedsaddick

just got this from Charlton athletic Facebook page 

when you play for charlton, you run and run and run
i just can't get enough, i just cant get enough
you win every header, you score goals for fun
i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough
we slip and slide as we fall in love, and i just cant seem to get enough of...
du du du du du yann kermongant

"Just Can't Get Enough" - The Saturdays

Wasters like The Saturdays cant take credit for those lyrics -  Depeche Mode my friend. 

Cafctekkers

just got this from Charlton athletic Facebook page 

when you play for charlton, you run and run and run
i just can't get enough, i just cant get enough
you win every header, you score goals for fun
i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough
we slip and slide as we fall in love, and i just cant seem to get enough of...
du du du du du yann kermongant

"Just Can't Get Enough" - Depeche Mode

Wasters like The Saturdays cant take credit for those lyrics -  Depeche Mode my friend. 

EDITED.